Dearest Santa…. what I want for Christmas:
1) ONCE, just once, I would like to get through the holidays without my Mom having a freakout over something. Or telling me that I decorated wrong, my house isn’t clean enough and I generally can’t do anything right.
2) I would like a safe delivery of my son. Please?
and
3) for purely selfish reasons, I would like a couch instead of the futon, and a tub that noone but me is allowed near.
I’d would be content with the first two though.
THANK YOU!!!