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It was cloudy here that day of eclipse . Can’t change the weather . I did see one years ago and it was beautiful . 4 Full moons in a row last year and each falling on the same day of the month . Rarity .
Snow , snow and more snow this winter . It makes things pretty . But boy when you need to dig out and have below zero tempts …yuck . Spring can’t come soon enough !
Just one of those weird things that get reported . I saw it and it just made no sense . I guess it wasn’t explained very much . I’m a scorpio and Pluto is still my planet . No matter what the scienists say . Now that bugged me
Wonderful !
copper83 wrote:Three Wishes
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you 3 wishes.” She did and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish
for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!”The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be
the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make
your husband the most handsome man in the world, and women will flock
to him.”The woman replied, ” That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful
woman, and he will only have eyes for me.” So, KAZAM – she became the
most beautiful woman in the world!For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the
world, and he will be ten times richer than you.”The woman said, ” That’s okay because what’s mine is his and what’s
his is mine.” So, KAZAM she became the richest woman in the world!The frog asked her what she would like for her third wish. She said,
“I’d like a mild heart attack.”Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
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You think men would learn…
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says , ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’
‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, Isn’t that obvious?)
‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.
‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading .’
‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’
‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,’ says the woman.
‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game warden.
‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’
‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.
Very lovely . I had a friend who would have loved that . She loved pintos . I see them and think of her .
