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Happy Birthday Vapordragon! 😉
Since we contacted each other a few times already, I wanted to be the first one to wish it to you. Have a great day and hopefully several new windstones to go with it.Brave Golfer
A man and his wife walked into the dentist’s office. The man said
to the dentist, “Doctor, I’m in one heck of a big hurry! I have two
buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to play golf, so forget
about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it – I
don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, “my goodness – this sure is a very
brave man, asking me to pull his tooth without using anything to
kill the pain.”
So the dentist asked him “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man then turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth,
honey, and show him which one it is!”
_____________________________________________Cat in Heaven
God and the Cat
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
“You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.”
The cat thought for a minute and then said, “All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.” God said, “Say no more.”
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together.God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat. The mice said, “Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would never have to run again.”
God answered, “It is done.” All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat.
He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, “Is everything ok? How have you been doing? Are you happy?”The cat replied, “Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life!
My pillow is fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!”PhoenixTears wrote:Hot damn! Now Im laughing… in the middle of the night (::friend wanders in with curiosity and a bit perplexed!:: )
After all the crying I caused with Red Marbles, glad others have added the funny stuff. That is usually the genre I go for and share more often than the sappy stuff.
still so sorry everyone had to cry during red marbles. Really wasnt my intention!
It’s nice to have touching stuff also, it can even change the way you think in life. Sometimes it even changes your life.
And it’s essential to have plenty of laughter to keep us healthy. 😉
Those are the reasons I wanted this post. So we can laught but also learn that sometimes we need to rethink what we do in life and make changes.
So everyone please post stuff, wether it is funny or sad. It is important to share. And it is good for the soul. 😉dragonessjade wrote:
Hi Dragoness, do you have nice close-up of your Striped Ki-rin? He looks beautiful! 😀
😆 Copper you must be a woman…only a woman would appreciate them…thank you I enjoyed it.
PS: men should know better alright. And thank you for sharing.:wink:Five tips for a woman….
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.
_______________________________________________Brave Firemen
One dark night outside a small town in Wisconsin, a fire started inside
the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive
flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical
company president rushed to the fire chief and said, “All our secret formulas
are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give
$50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact.”But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became
desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the
offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the
company’s secret files.From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came
into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire
company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone’s
amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek
engines that were parked outside the plant.Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the
inferno.Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old timers jumped
off right in the middle of the fire fought it back on all sides. It was a
performance and effort never seen before.Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire
and had saved the secret formulas.The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a
superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000,
and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film,
asking their chief, “What are you going to do with all that money?”“Vell,” said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, “Da first thing ve
gonna do is fix da brakes on dat f 😉 cking truck!”skigod377 wrote:You look kinda pale, Vapor. Dont get much sun? 😛
That’s funny Skigod that is what I told Vapordragon yesterday in the other tread about what we look like and I agree he should get a tan. 😆
He also posted a better size picture in this tread:vapordragon wrote:Sorry I don’t know what I am doing. 😳
Hi Vapordragon, I just fixed your picture.
You should save it and then reload it to your post. 😉
PS: were you sick that day? you looked kind of grey. Really should look into getting some sun. 😆 😆 😆 Joking. Nice paint job.
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I thought we could use a place for everyone in the community to post ‘JOKES’ or share emails they get, instaid of having it in the ‘Ask Greater Basilisk’ section. Don’t forget they need to be “clean”. This is a public forum for all ages. And no posting of abusive or offensive material.
Thank you 😉Heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a
fatal car accident.The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for
St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to
wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter
arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven.St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked.
Let me go find out,” and he left.The couple sat and waited for an answer… for a couple of months. While
they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to
get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal
aspect of it all? “What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in Heaven
together forever?”Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat
bedraggled.
“Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in Heaven.”“Great!” said the couple. “But we were just wondering; what if things
don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?”St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
“What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple.
“OH, COME ON!!!” St. Peter shouted. “It took me 3 months to find a
priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it’ll take to find a
lawyer??? “😀 Congrats Enchantments for getting a really good price for her and congrats to bidder # 5 Dragonslairtreasures for winning her.
😥 I’m so jealous… 😆 😆 😆
But maybe I’ll get my chance at a white one or an emeral. 😉I notice in the eBay Sales Gallery page that the purple little rock dragon for the garden that was sold a few time a while ago. Funny no one put it in the eBay sales gallery page. It was a very nice piece. 😉
God he was beautiful, I am really sorry.
Sometime unexplainable things happen that is out of our control. I hope you won’t beat yourself about it. It was not your fault. Maybe he was older then you think.Hippogriff…I would love to roam free as a horse but also like to fly and feel the wind all around me…hippogriff is my first choice. Second would be the old warrior dragon in brown copper with a little bit of green only younger. 😉
