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Phil the Dragon wrote:
Unfortunately, we will not be working the faire this weekend. This being said, we can’t really afford to go up there to even play. Sorry we will miss you guys.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo… well, ok.
Looks like Me, Wolflodge and DantheDragon are the only ones gonna be sportin our windstones at the fair. Perhaps *we hope* Melody, John & Chessie too. C’est la vie, no?
I hope everything is well with you guys. We’ll miss ya.A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.” With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone.We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don’t worry Dad. I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son JohnP.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it’s safe to come home.Oh Rats! We’re losing people left and right and we’re only a few days away. Even my folks cancelled so I’ll only be bringing myself, hubby and friend. That’s all right though, there is another next time, or next year. There is always the Casa de Fruita one in September.
I’m really excited though. It’s going to be fun no matter how many people come. 😉Another story about red marbles… On the light side;
A foreman at the Elmo Factory recieved a complaint about the new girl he had hired the day before. Her simple task at the end of the line had backed up the entire conveyer belt! He marched right down to her and saw this big pile of Tickle-Me-Elmos and her, meticulously sewing together two little marbles and patch of red fur per each Elmo doll.
After recovering from hysterical laughter, he approached her and said…
“I told you yesterday to give him TWO TEST TICKLES”
Oh.. 😳Maybe that should be revised and put in “Corney Jokes” 😉
Very nice story, PhoenixTears, I enjoyed it very much.
pegasi1978 wrote:OMG! I just saw transformers earlier today and I LOVED it. 😀 I haven’t had that much fun watching a movie in a long time. I definatley plan on buying this one when it comes out on DVD and I can only imagine what a director’s versrion would be like.
I saw Transformers last night and my thoughts were along the same lines!!! MY FAVORITE LINE is the Transformer slogan out of the boy’s mouth. (Don’t want to ruin it for anyone) LOL.. I guess you’d just have to know what I’m talking about. 😆
Dracomancer wrote:i already earned the money luckily..now its just a matter if the dress gets here on time ::sigh::
Well good, I’m glad for that.
Dracomancer wrote:anyway go ahead and make a trade offer, i am also trading my ruby young and fledgie as well
LOL I don’t think dressmakers take windstones as payment? Maybe? So perhaps you should “trade for cash” 😛
Dracomancer wrote:i get to go to the factory on the 23rd! so i can spoil melody with art works i made for her and actually meet the “creator” lol
And you get to meet other forum members at the Ren Faire; isn’t that special too? 😛
