Things To Be Thankful For….

[LadyFirebird]

[LadyFirebird]

Times are hard right now and a lot of us are just happy to have a job. But sometimes even then we get frustrated with bosses, coworkers, customers and we vent like crazy. I know, I’ve done it a few time. Well someone sent me this in an email and when you think you have a rotten job–check this out:

WHEN YOU HAVE AN “I HATE MY JOB DAY”

(EVEN IF YOU’RE RETIRED, YOU SOMETIMES HAVE THOSE DAYS)

Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconne ct the phone so will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized”

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “ I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.”

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!

Thank about it–what is one looking for in testing this thing? What happens if one is defective? Thoughts to ponder! 😮

[Maria]

Heehee. 😆 I’ve read this before somewhere but it’s still a good thing to keep in mind.

[machineguts]

Eeeeeew! =P

[Setsunawolf]

😆 That was great!

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[Skigod377]

That is a funny, but kind of sick thought!! lol

[Kristen]

I’ve heard this one… and it cracks me up. Then I think about it and go… ick. XD

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