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September 21, 2007 at 12:49 am #619024
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Me and my friend were out this afternoon grabbing lunch when we happened to see a FedEx truck and a UPS truck pull up side by side. It looked like they were ready to drag race and prove the superiority of their company against the competition π
Anyway, something just sort of clicked in my head. I turned slowly to my friend and said “Hey Chastina, what do you get when a FedEx truck and a UPS truck crash?”
We stared at each other for a moment before sqealing in tandem: “FED-UPS! You get Fed Up!!!” Like, when all your wonderful purchases the trucks were carrying broke? Get it?!? π
Yeah, I warned y’all it was corny π³ but I just had to share, since I think we’ve all had our share of being fed up with the postal service from time to time. Feel free to throw slippers π
September 21, 2007 at 12:49 am #492689September 21, 2007 at 12:58 am #619025*throws slipper* π
September 21, 2007 at 1:36 am #619026*throws the other slipper* π
But I did laugh! Keep on truckin!
September 21, 2007 at 1:40 am #619027hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….
(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) π
September 21, 2007 at 3:03 am #619028Frozen wins!!! π
September 21, 2007 at 4:22 am #619029π Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.
September 21, 2007 at 4:31 am #619030Greater Basilisk wrote:π Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.
the only thing I have bad to say is the prices….
I just sent one..tiny box to NY today from here…
it was $25 π―
September 21, 2007 at 6:18 am #619031That was funny! π I will keep my slippers on. π
September 21, 2007 at 6:25 am #619032*buries face in arms with a groan* π
September 21, 2007 at 8:42 am #619033frozendragon wrote:hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….
(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) π
No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!September 21, 2007 at 9:57 am #619034Dragon Master wrote:frozendragon wrote:hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….
(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) π
No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!Heeey…*pokes DM*….I didn’t do it on purpose… π
September 21, 2007 at 12:45 pm #619035frozendragon wrote:Greater Basilisk wrote:π Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.
the only thing I have bad to say is the prices….
I just sent one..tiny box to NY today from here…
it was $25 π―
Well… When we get stuff Fed-Exed, I’m not paying for it. π
September 21, 2007 at 2:05 pm #619036I laughed. π
And I agree with the over-pricing!
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http://www.sarahjestin.com/feedbacklists.htmSeptember 21, 2007 at 5:44 pm #619037lamortefille wrote:Dragon Master wrote:frozendragon wrote:hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….
(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) π
No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!Heeey…*pokes DM*….I didn’t do it on purpose… π
I know I’m glad I learned that is you REALLY NEED something you MUST pay for it as soon as it’s in your cart otherwise it can be taken. I NEVER knew that -
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