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    Megan
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      But still Forum Friendly!

      Me and my friend were out this afternoon grabbing lunch when we happened to see a FedEx truck and a UPS truck pull up side by side. It looked like they were ready to drag race and prove the superiority of their company against the competition πŸ˜†

      Anyway, something just sort of clicked in my head. I turned slowly to my friend and said “Hey Chastina, what do you get when a FedEx truck and a UPS truck crash?”

      We stared at each other for a moment before sqealing in tandem: “FED-UPS! You get Fed Up!!!” Like, when all your wonderful purchases the trucks were carrying broke? Get it?!? πŸ˜€

      Yeah, I warned y’all it was corny 😳 but I just had to share, since I think we’ve all had our share of being fed up with the postal service from time to time. Feel free to throw slippers πŸ˜›

      #492689
      Megan
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        #619025
        Jodi
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          *throws slipper* πŸ˜†

          #619026

          *throws the other slipper* πŸ˜†

          But I did laugh! Keep on truckin!

          #619027
          frozendragon
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            hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

            (takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈

            #619028
            Starbreeze
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              Frozen wins!!! πŸ˜†

              #619029
              Maria
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                πŸ˜† Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.

                #619030
                frozendragon
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                  Greater Basilisk wrote:

                  πŸ˜† Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.

                  the only thing I have bad to say is the prices….

                  I just sent one..tiny box to NY today from here…

                  it was $25 😯

                  #619031
                  Skigod377
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                    That was funny! πŸ˜† I will keep my slippers on. πŸ˜‰

                    #619032
                    Elena
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                      *buries face in arms with a groan* πŸ˜‰

                      #619033
                      Bob

                        frozendragon wrote:

                        hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

                        (takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈
                        No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!

                        #619034
                        lamortefille
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                          Dragon Master wrote:

                          frozendragon wrote:

                          hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

                          (takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈
                          No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!

                          Heeey…*pokes DM*….I didn’t do it on purpose… πŸ˜†

                          #619035
                          Maria
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                            frozendragon wrote:

                            Greater Basilisk wrote:

                            πŸ˜† Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.

                            the only thing I have bad to say is the prices….

                            I just sent one..tiny box to NY today from here…

                            it was $25 😯

                            Well… When we get stuff Fed-Exed, I’m not paying for it. πŸ˜›

                            #619036
                            dragonmedley
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                              I laughed. πŸ˜€

                              And I agree with the over-pricing!

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                              #619037
                              Bob

                                lamortefille wrote:

                                Dragon Master wrote:

                                frozendragon wrote:

                                hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

                                (takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈
                                No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!

                                Heeey…*pokes DM*….I didn’t do it on purpose… πŸ˜†
                                I know I’m glad I learned that is you REALLY NEED something you MUST pay for it as soon as it’s in your cart otherwise it can be taken. I NEVER knew that

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