The corniest joke in the world

[Megan]

But still Forum Friendly!

Me and my friend were out this afternoon grabbing lunch when we happened to see a FedEx truck and a UPS truck pull up side by side. It looked like they were ready to drag race and prove the superiority of their company against the competition 😆

Anyway, something just sort of clicked in my head. I turned slowly to my friend and said “Hey Chastina, what do you get when a FedEx truck and a UPS truck crash?”

We stared at each other for a moment before sqealing in tandem: “FED-UPS! You get Fed Up!!!” Like, when all your wonderful purchases the trucks were carrying broke? Get it?!? 😀

Yeah, I warned y’all it was corny 😳 but I just had to share, since I think we’ve all had our share of being fed up with the postal service from time to time. Feel free to throw slippers 😛

[Megan]

[Jodi]

*throws slipper* 😆

[Pamela]

*throws the other slipper* 😆

But I did laugh! Keep on truckin!

[frozendragon]

hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈

[Starbreeze]

Frozen wins!!! 😆

[Maria]

😆 Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.

[frozendragon]

Greater Basilisk wrote:

😆 Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.

the only thing I have bad to say is the prices….

I just sent one..tiny box to NY today from here…

it was $25 😯

[Skigod377]

That was funny! 😆 I will keep my slippers on. 😉

[Elena]

*buries face in arms with a groan* 😉

[Bob]

frozendragon wrote:

hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈
No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!

[lamortefille]

Dragon Master wrote:

frozendragon wrote:

hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈
No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!

Heeey…*pokes DM*….I didn’t do it on purpose… 😆

[Maria]

frozendragon wrote:

Greater Basilisk wrote:

😆 Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.

the only thing I have bad to say is the prices….

I just sent one..tiny box to NY today from here…

it was $25 😯

Well… When we get stuff Fed-Exed, I’m not paying for it. 😛

[dragonmedley]

I laughed. 😀

And I agree with the over-pricing!

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[Bob]

lamortefille wrote:

Dragon Master wrote:

frozendragon wrote:

hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈
No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!

Heeey…*pokes DM*….I didn’t do it on purpose… 😆
I know I’m glad I learned that is you REALLY NEED something you MUST pay for it as soon as it’s in your cart otherwise it can be taken. I NEVER knew that

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