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    Me and my friend were out this afternoon grabbing lunch when we happened to see a FedEx truck and a UPS truck pull up side by side. It looked like they were ready to drag race and prove the superiority of their company against the competition πŸ˜†

    Anyway, something just sort of clicked in my head. I turned slowly to my friend and said “Hey Chastina, what do you get when a FedEx truck and a UPS truck crash?”

    We stared at each other for a moment before sqealing in tandem: “FED-UPS! You get Fed Up!!!” Like, when all your wonderful purchases the trucks were carrying broke? Get it?!? πŸ˜€

    Yeah, I warned y’all it was corny 😳 but I just had to share, since I think we’ve all had our share of being fed up with the postal service from time to time. Feel free to throw slippers πŸ˜›

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    #619025
    Jodi
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      *throws slipper* πŸ˜†

      #619026

      *throws the other slipper* πŸ˜†

      But I did laugh! Keep on truckin!

      #619027
      frozendragon
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        hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

        (takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈

        #619028
        Starbreeze
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          Frozen wins!!! πŸ˜†

          #619029

          πŸ˜† Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.

          #619030
          frozendragon
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            Greater Basilisk wrote:

            πŸ˜† Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.

            the only thing I have bad to say is the prices….

            I just sent one..tiny box to NY today from here…

            it was $25 😯

            #619031
            Skigod377
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              That was funny! πŸ˜† I will keep my slippers on. πŸ˜‰

              #619032
              Elena
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                *buries face in arms with a groan* πŸ˜‰

                #619033
                Bob

                  frozendragon wrote:

                  hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

                  (takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈
                  No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!

                  #619034
                  lamortefille
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                    Dragon Master wrote:

                    frozendragon wrote:

                    hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

                    (takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈
                    No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!

                    Heeey…*pokes DM*….I didn’t do it on purpose… πŸ˜†

                    #619035

                    frozendragon wrote:

                    Greater Basilisk wrote:

                    πŸ˜† Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.

                    the only thing I have bad to say is the prices….

                    I just sent one..tiny box to NY today from here…

                    it was $25 😯

                    Well… When we get stuff Fed-Exed, I’m not paying for it. πŸ˜›

                    #619036
                    dragonmedley
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                      I laughed. πŸ˜€

                      And I agree with the over-pricing!

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                      #619037
                      Bob

                        lamortefille wrote:

                        Dragon Master wrote:

                        frozendragon wrote:

                        hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….

                        (takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate) 😈
                        No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!

                        Heeey…*pokes DM*….I didn’t do it on purpose… πŸ˜†
                        I know I’m glad I learned that is you REALLY NEED something you MUST pay for it as soon as it’s in your cart otherwise it can be taken. I NEVER knew that

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