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Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?
Instructions for a fun time on the interstate……………
Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat outta hell….
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA! 😆
HAHaha! That’s awesome. I just hope he doesn’t get locked up as a terrorist threat for four weeks while experts study the balloon to make sure they’re really not lethal. 🙄
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’ He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Mary called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age
Hilarious Signs
On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “We can help you pick your nose!”
On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
How to use Your IRS Rebate check…
As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India .
If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Honduras , and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan .
If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America . The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at YARD SALES, since those are the only businesses left owned by Americans !!
I like the balloons behind the truck one!! That and the funny signs.
After sleeping on a loveseat for 3 days (I’m 5’9″-ish) I need a good laugh.
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