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September 21, 2007 at 12:49 am #619024
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Me and my friend were out this afternoon grabbing lunch when we happened to see a FedEx truck and a UPS truck pull up side by side. It looked like they were ready to drag race and prove the superiority of their company against the competition
Anyway, something just sort of clicked in my head. I turned slowly to my friend and said “Hey Chastina, what do you get when a FedEx truck and a UPS truck crash?”
We stared at each other for a moment before sqealing in tandem: “FED-UPS! You get Fed Up!!!” Like, when all your wonderful purchases the trucks were carrying broke? Get it?!?
Yeah, I warned y’all it was corny but I just had to share, since I think we’ve all had our share of being fed up with the postal service from time to time. Feel free to throw slippers
September 21, 2007 at 12:49 am #492689September 21, 2007 at 12:58 am #619025*throws slipper*
September 21, 2007 at 1:36 am #619026*throws the other slipper*
But I did laugh! Keep on truckin!
September 21, 2007 at 1:40 am #619027hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….
(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate)
September 21, 2007 at 3:03 am #619028Frozen wins!!!
September 21, 2007 at 4:22 am #619029Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.
September 21, 2007 at 4:31 am #619030Greater Basilisk wrote:Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.
the only thing I have bad to say is the prices….
I just sent one..tiny box to NY today from here…
it was $25
September 21, 2007 at 6:18 am #619031That was funny! I will keep my slippers on.
September 21, 2007 at 6:25 am #619032*buries face in arms with a groan*
September 21, 2007 at 8:42 am #619033frozendragon wrote:hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….
(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate)
No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!September 21, 2007 at 9:57 am #619034Dragon Master wrote:frozendragon wrote:hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….
(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate)
No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!Heeey…*pokes DM*….I didn’t do it on purpose…
September 21, 2007 at 12:45 pm #619035frozendragon wrote:Greater Basilisk wrote:Personally I can’t complain about either company, but I laughed anyway.
the only thing I have bad to say is the prices….
I just sent one..tiny box to NY today from here…
it was $25
Well… When we get stuff Fed-Exed, I’m not paying for it.
September 21, 2007 at 2:05 pm #619036I laughed.
And I agree with the over-pricing!
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http://www.sarahjestin.com/feedbacklists.htmSeptember 21, 2007 at 5:44 pm #619037lamortefille wrote:Dragon Master wrote:frozendragon wrote:hmm…no Fed UP is what you get when looking at the price of sending anything with either company….
(takes slippers and sits in chair with hot chocolate)
No Fed-Up is when you find out too late that Windstone has released itmes and you get there 2 seconds too late or someone takes yours out of your basket!!!Heeey…*pokes DM*….I didn’t do it on purpose…
I know I’m glad I learned that is you REALLY NEED something you MUST pay for it as soon as it’s in your cart otherwise it can be taken. I NEVER knew that -
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