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Dracomancer wrote:
aye..most horses are airheads…mine is no acception..the stable owners put him on the hotwalker a few weeks back..which he had been on dozzens of times before..next thing they know it..he freaks out..tips the thing and takes off..dragging it a few yards..i have a feeling the gods wanted to give us a challenge..thats why they gave us horses >.> and for your viewing pleasure..a pic of my horse rough housing with me..yes..we play rough..and yes..he knows when to stop..and yes..i am a guy..and i so need a haircut-_-
hmmm, you don’t need a haircut and commenting on your blah thread, if I wasn’t married and a few years younger I’d snatch you up. 😉
BROTHERS
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They
were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about
it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were
probably involved.The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful
in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the
mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy
to see the preacher in the afternoon.The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy
down and asked him sternly, ‘Do you know where God is, son?’ The
boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ‘Where is God?’
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his
voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed,
‘Where is God?’The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and
dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, ‘What
happened?’The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, ‘We are in BIG
trouble this time,’‘GOD is missing, and they think we did it
The gold wing arrived!!! No scratches, rubs, chips or cracks!! Not even any dust 😯 He’s purrrfect. Of course he has the gold wings, but the points are darker than the newer cats too.
with flash….
without flash…
grrrrr… ya know, I don’t ave any fuzzys on the pictures till I show them here. 😕
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and
searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the
only tractor.Running around, the chicken spied the farmer’s new Harley. Finding the keys
in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still
had time to save his friend’s life.Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley; and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer’s bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful bike, rescued the horse!Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned.The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies.. Best
Pals.A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit; and soon he, too, began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing, and he
would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.The moral of the story?
(Yep, you bet there IS a moral!)
“When You’re Hung Like A Horse, You Don’t Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks”
Snapdragon wrote:Light yellow in the adult, and blue in the baby.
Yes!
I have spoken. 😯 😆
I am going to win them after all.
I already said green for the chicks!!!! 😆
I know, I know 🙂 🙄 ( walks over and takes a number)
Way to go Ski. I read it all and I think the correct thing was to tell both sides of all subjects. You’re AOK in my book. no apologises needed 😉 😀 .
purpledragonclaw wrote:Maybe we should form a new group, called “partners who hide their Windstone addictions from their significant others.” I think we’d get quite a few members. We could disguise it, though, by calling it “Windstones Anonymous.” 😛
ohh my, I’m in for sure!!! 🙄 😉 😆
KoishiiKitty wrote:tasgrs wrote:Bug porn…that is just SO wrong, on SO many levels. lmao
rofl. this is a trade mark windstone forum ice breaker.
So where’s Snap with his TM sign when we need it.
