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A horrible smell came my way
“What is that?” I wanted to say
I turned quickly to see
That it was none other than Ski
Now upwind I will be wanting to stayDear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it… These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had gotten a new haircut, I cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to bed after watching all of your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore. You don’t want sex anymore or anything, either your cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore, whatever the cause I’m gone.
Your Ex-husband
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together…Have a great life…
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and gripping.I did notice your hair cut last week, the first thing that came to mind was “You look just like a girl!” but my Mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my Sister because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had borrowed $50.00 from me that morning…and your silk boxers were $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care Signed…Rich as Hell and Free.
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born Carl. Hope that is not a problem.
I apologize for my overly harsh message. I’ve just been part of two forums that degraded into finger pointing and name calling when one member claimed another was lying but refused to name names. Everyone became scared and paranoid that anything they posted would be considered a lie. Needless to say…those forums shut down from lack of members.
I really enjoy being here and I don’t want that to change.
I’m sorry Safyre if I was too harsh. I should also realize that posting at 3:00 am is not a good thing.
Tintaglia wrote:copper83 wrote:What ads?
When I google ‘craigslist windstone’ looking for sculptures, I run across the ads posted for employment positions.
Found the listing…just wished I fit the bill…imagine being paid in Windstones…*sigh*
Oh man, I might just have to move…what positions are they asking for (get your minds out of the gutter people), job positions.
I’m not far behind you PT. I’ll be 35 in December. I’ve collected for over 15 years now, I honestly can’t remember which was my first though (going senile, I swear).
Not a problem. This is just about the only store in the GTA that has any Windstones in stock. Oh, they have a closing soon sign up but it’s been up for a couple of years now so I don’t see them leaving anytime soon 🙂
He’s back and very happy to be home. I heard the UPS man outside…drop the box on the ground and almost had a heartattack. If you didn’t know he’d been broken, you’d never be able to tell. A huge thanks to Kyrin for her amazing talents in repair.
There is one on Young Street just south of College on the east side…they sell oriental nik naks and a few Windstone pieces…can’t remember the name. I’m trying to convince the gift store in Yorkdale to start up again.
“Bye, have fun storming the castle!” Sorry, serious Princess Bride moment!
My name is Indigo Montoya… 🙂
Love your new kitty and a belated Happy Birthday. Hope you took lots of pics cause we want to see them.
