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ok so the past week my cats have decided to make me miserable and break some of my collection…im taking offers on the pieces beings i just dont have the time to repair them, so send me a PM if your interested
pieces for sale
Beheaded hatching pegasus
chipped all to hell frog wizard
chipped trio of dragons candle lampwell i have had this guy since my birthday , hes a test piece melody made and gave me, sorry for only having one pic i will update with more once i get his brother done as well lol, he has one light blue eye and one dark blue eye and a green jewel clutched in his paw an dno hes not finished yet
i have used so much ambesol its a miracle im not out cold due to the (cannot control my vocabulary) it doesnt help…im just plain miserable right now
well i havent eaten for two and a half days..nor slept in two..why? because one of my molars has a huge crater in it and its so damn sensative i cant even open my mouth to talk and of course it happens when i have absolutely no money to be able to go see a dentist..so unfortunatly..i am stuck here..ina gony..waiting for it to fall out or just die so i can enjoy my sad little life again -_-
Dragon Master wrote:Dracomancer wrote:he shall be mine ::cackles::
is it a done deal or are you working on a plan as you go??
pretty much a done deal, giving him a bunch of my manga i dont read nor need anymore..as soon as i get the list made up we can begin the transaction
i didnt get anything accept a christmas card and sushi cats post card from melody heh..which byt he way are currently framed
Jvargas0667 wrote:I know this is the wrong thread for this, but here is my present to DM and Frozen. Enjoy…
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break something, but the boy continues.
‘Johnny!’ Mom screams. ‘Knock it off.’ You’re going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she’s finished, she looks down and can’t believe what she’s seeing. She’s not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he’ll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
‘Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?’ she asks.
He says, ‘I’ve been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I’ve ever actually seen a fart !’ok..dying..cant..breathe 😆
bah kyrin..shoulda got your hubby everquest 2..the story is more ind ebth..its more of a challenge and the graphics are better lol oh and its more of an adult game
try feeding them pineapple at every meal..it makes the fecal matter taste bad so they wont eat it…it worked on my dog perfectly
