I was watching World’s Funniest Videos this morning.I saw one of the funniest things I have ever seen.No dis-respect intended.
There was a “band jumper”jumping off a bridge.He had a prosthetic leg but you didn’t know it just watching.When he jumped and snapped back,his leg fell off.I busted a gut laughing until I was in tears.Not because his leg flew in the opposite direction of him but I was thinking about the reactions from the people below that didn’t know he had a prosthetic and if it was their first time to go jump.😆😆😆
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"Perhaps we should all be examining what we think we know."D.Stormborn
My daughter got a job as a phlebotomist while she’s still in school, her boyfriend has a decent job around his schooling also. So they have money and being young and pretty carefree like to go to the attractions. Today they went to Animal Kingdom at Disney; she called me while they were at the Pandora section. She was telling me about it (the attractions are far beyond me, but she knows I’d like to see it) and her boyfriend said yes, it’s out of this world.😝 Really?
A. Make lemonade.
C. Hunt down the trees responsible and hang a hammock up between.
D. Set up a lemonade stand.
E. Send it a thank you card, citrus are a traditional gift in winter.
F. Ask for a gift receipt.
G. Return to sender.
H. Regift! White elephant anyone?
I. There must be a way to turn it into a consumable alcohol product, let’s experiment!
J. Add a cute umbrella.
K. Call Food Network. This will make a great Iron Chef episode.
L. Try growing more lemon trees. Trees is good. World needs more trees anyway.
M. Forget lemonade, I’ve a whole recipe book…
N. Forget a recipe book, it works with my tea.
O. Shhh… old invisible ink method used by spies, you’re not supposed to know.