"Rare dragon spirits"

[Bob]

good lord 4th graders was giving you guys “WAY” TOO much credit!!

[Bob]

Kyrin wrote:

Jennifer wrote:

frozendragon wrote:

SPark wrote:

Tisk, ebay doesn’t allow selling of body parts. So no selling your enchanted bum.

well if I play by the ladies rules….I can just put a picture of my bum up…..and sell the spirit…which would actually be nothing….

You could fart into a bottle! That’d be your arse’s spirit, escaped! Highly potent!

*RUNS FOR IT*

ROTFLMAO! Oh that one was BAAADDD, Jenn! I love it!

Kyrin
At one time we where taling about the hollow SK as a Spirit keeper is that the spirit it would hold too??

[PhoenixTears]

keschete wrote:

This was sooo funny, I had to dredge it back up…in time for the holidays!

Here is a really neat auction for someone 🙂
http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-CRESTAZIA-MASTER-RING-OF-Djinns-Spirits_W0QQitemZ180191858439QQihZ008QQcategoryZ19270QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I could possibly use this one 🙂

http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-EAGLE-SEX-SPIRITS-GRANT-ALL-YOU-DESIRE-FANTASY_W0QQitemZ370002976899QQihZ024QQcategoryZ102514QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Hey, those are running cheap and my ticket is pretty much punched, so to speak. Ive nothing to lose. I should nab these 2 items and tell you if they do anything for my health and medical bills! Not kidding. Not like theyre going for much! Might as well try it!

But, it seems that both auctions tell it to give it much more time than the return policy! How convenient! And remember, Im a very, very metaphysical and spiritual person, but even Im having a hearty laugh at this. Any good witch knows that you shouldnt do things for personal gain- it breaks one of the most basic Wiccan rules. Apparently the coven of that ring got wealthy from it. Hmm, personal gain! I dont call that a path of light!

But anyway, what have I to lose? What? The items are actually cursed and will bring death… get in line! I really might buy these just to see cause Ive nothing to lose and am actually a believer in spiritualism however, that first auction with the haunted items of dragons (the listing doesnt appear anymore and I dont know sellers name to view her other auctions), is making me ROTF LMAO!

[sunhawk]

keschete wrote:

This was sooo funny, I had to dredge it back up…in time for the holidays!

Here is a really neat auction for someone 🙂
http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-CRESTAZIA-MASTER-RING-OF-Djinns-Spirits_W0QQitemZ180191858439QQihZ008QQcategoryZ19270QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I could possibly use this one 🙂

http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-EAGLE-SEX-SPIRITS-GRANT-ALL-YOU-DESIRE-FANTASY_W0QQitemZ370002976899QQihZ024QQcategoryZ102514QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I love the photoshopping of the ring picture to make it look like the “spirit” is coming out of it, what a gross colour! 😆

[Maria]

This is good. Thanks for digging it out again, Kaya. 😆

[Kasie]

I am so late on this one. I’m trying not to wake my hubby cause I’m laughing too hard! 😆 😆

[WolffSongg]

Well, this was a lot of fun.. 😆 😆 😆

[Dracomancer]

hey if this is what the sellber beleives..then good for her..why is it ok to laugh at someone just because they have different beleifes? i myself am pagan and have a strong beleife in dragons and the mystical, and if this person strongly beleives the items do what she says and are what she says..then hey, who are we to judge? we dont have to buy them :: shrugs:: anyway thats my two gold ont he subject

[keschete]

Dracomancer wrote:

hey if this is what the sellber beleives..then good for her..why is it ok to laugh at someone just because they have different beleifes? i myself am pagan and have a strong beleife in dragons and the mystical, and if this person strongly beleives the items do what she says and are what she says..then hey, who are we to judge? we dont have to buy them :: shrugs:: anyway thats my two gold ont he subject

We are laughing because the whole thing sounds so outrageous and seems like a way to scam people. I would never laugh at someones religious beliefs if I thought the person was sincere in their belief.

The tales these people are telling are way more than outrageous and Wiccans don’t do magic for personal gain. Or at least, I thought it was against their beliefs to do things that were for personal gain.

[Dracomancer]

how can it be to scam people? most of the items are extremely low cost and i honestly dont see the profit in it

[keschete]

Dracomancer wrote:

how can it be to scam people? most of the items are extremely low cost and i honestly dont see the profit in it

If you go back and read the whole post, the original person was misrepresenting items and set very high prices. What I dredged up from ebay was just silliness and story telling.

I am sorry if you thought I was making fun of another’s belief, but come on, do you really think all that stuff happened in that story about the ring? it reads like some bad science fiction novella.

And it really is misrepresenting an item…I dare someone to buy it and see if it works 🙂 If it does, well then I have a flying pig to sell 🙂 😈 😈 😈

[frozendragon]

hmm….I thought this topic was about farts….and empty bottles…

and pictures of my butt… 😯

I didn’t know it had anything to do with anyone’s beliefs… 😯

[keschete]

frozendragon wrote:

hmm….I thought this topic was about farts….and empty bottles…

and pictures of my butt… 😯

I didn’t know it had anything to do with anyone’s beliefs… 😯

Frozen, it is ABSOLUTELY about the Spirits in your bottom that were farted out and are waiting to be auctioned on E-bay in a bottle!!!

😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

[WindstoneCollector]

Where are the pictures of your butt?!! 😯 😆 😆

[Bob]

frozendragon wrote:

hmm….I thought this topic was about farts….and empty bottles…

and pictures of my butt… 😯

I didn’t know it had anything to do with anyone’s beliefs… 😯
well we still need the pictures of your butt 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

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