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A little girl walks in to the den one Sunday morning while her
dad is reading the paper.“Where does poo come from?” she asks.
The father, feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter
is already asking difficult questions, thinks for a moment and says:“Well you know we just ate breakfast?”
“Yes,” answers the girl.
“Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the
good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms
when we go to the toilet, and that is poo.”The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him with watery eyes,
in stunned silence for a few seconds, and then asks, “And Tigger?”Ouch! 😆 😆 That poor dad thought he gave a good concise answer; now he’ll have half an hour’s work getting her to understand the different between poo and Pooh.
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says “Two
Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing “That’s horrible!!! So many
men dying that way!”Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there
is always that risk involved.”After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, “How many is a
Brazilian?”This is an old one
Subject: Maybe the Best Blond Joke Ever
Two blonde girls were working for the city public works
department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her
and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the
other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn’t
understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, ‘I’m
impressed by the ef fort you two are putting in to your work, but I don’t get it
— why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it
up again?’
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed,
‘Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team.
But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.’
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