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  • #739984

    Hahaha! I’ve never heard that one before. Good thinking, lady. 😆

    #739985
    Jasmine
    Participant

      A little girl walks in to the den one Sunday morning while her
      dad is reading the paper.

      “Where does poo come from?” she asks.

      The father, feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter
      is already asking difficult questions, thinks for a moment and says:

      “Well you know we just ate breakfast?”

      “Yes,” answers the girl.

      “Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the
      good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms
      when we go to the toilet, and that is poo.”

      The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him with watery eyes,
      in stunned silence for a few seconds, and then asks, “And Tigger?”

      #739986

      😆 😆 😆

      #739987
      Bob

        Oh POO!!!!

        #739988

        And his daughter is traumatized for life! LOL 😆

        #739989

        Ouch! 😆 😆 That poor dad thought he gave a good concise answer; now he’ll have half an hour’s work getting her to understand the different between poo and Pooh.

        #739990
        Jasmine
        Participant

          A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says “Two
          Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”

          The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing “That’s horrible!!! So many
          men dying that way!”

          Confused, he says, “Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there
          is always that risk involved.”

          After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, “How many is a
          Brazilian?”

          #739991

          I’ve heard a version of that one before – but Bush does the asking.

          #739992
          BDW
          Participant

            This is an old one

            Subject: Maybe the Best Blond Joke Ever

            Two blonde girls were working for the city public works

            department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her
            and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the
            other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day
            without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

            An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn’t
            understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, ‘I’m
            impressed by the ef fort you two are putting in to your work, but I don’t get it
            — why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it
            up again?’
            The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed,
            ‘Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we’re normally a three-person team.
            But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.’

            #739993

            I have heard that one before, but I still had to laugh. 😀

            #739994

            I wonder what the bank said when they got this cheque? LOL XD

            #739995
            Tara
            Participant

              ohh ohh I know! 😮 😮 😮 😮 😕

              #739996
              Jasmine
              Participant

                But it’s only approximately $536.49. What is the variable amount?? 😈

                #739997

                Nice siggie line, Jasmine. 😆

                #739998

                XD
                I didn’t notice that GB until you said something. LOL!

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