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Squished? Squashed? Smooshed?
Best I can do…
Ummm… You don’t have to put any eight-legged critters in my package, either… 😀You would be able to hear the shrieks out there, I promise!!!!!
Hubby can always tell when I’ve found a spider or creepy-crawly, and he doesn’t have the best hearing in the world…
Akeyla wrote:if you ever awake with a funny taste on your tongue that is because bugs (and that includes spiders) like warm and moist spaces.
so, saying your 6am visitor aimed to volunteer as breakfast is not exaggerating.(ever since my friend told me this I forced myself to sleep with a closed mouth)
Huh… there’s this “fact” that they print on the insides of Snapple bottle tops–it claims that over an average human’s lifespan, that human has eaten at least 8 spiders while asleep. Maybe it’s true!
Chessapeaka wrote:Akeyla wrote:if you ever awake with a funny taste on your tongue that is because bugs (and that includes spiders) like warm and moist spaces.
so, saying your 6am visitor aimed to volunteer as breakfast is not exaggerating.(ever since my friend told me this I forced myself to sleep with a closed mouth)
Huh… there’s this “fact” that they print on the insides of Snapple bottle tops–it claims that over an average human’s lifespan, that human has eaten at least 8 spiders while asleep. Maybe it’s true!
😯 eew 😯
I know they tell us that bugs are a perfectly good source of protein, but I really prefer for my protein to at least have an internal skeleton. And as for a live and wiggling snack: no thanks!Chessapeaka wrote:Akeyla wrote:if you ever awake with a funny taste on your tongue that is because bugs (and that includes spiders) like warm and moist spaces.
so, saying your 6am visitor aimed to volunteer as breakfast is not exaggerating.(ever since my friend told me this I forced myself to sleep with a closed mouth)
Huh… there’s this “fact” that they print on the insides of Snapple bottle tops–it claims that over an average human’s lifespan, that human has eaten at least 8 spiders while asleep. Maybe it’s true!
:cries: I’ve read that too!!! EEEEEEEEEEEE!! I woke up once with a spider in my mouth! It’s was a nightmare come true!!! *twitch, squirm* Just thinking about it makes me start convulsing into those…. “AHH! A WEB! *smacks leg* ICK! ANOTHER WEB! *scratches arm* EEP! SOMETHINGS IN MY HAIR!!! *starts flicking hair around* SOMETHING ON ME I KNOW IT! *shakes arms and legs around* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET IT OFF!!!!! *violent seizure*
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so, saying your 6am visitor aimed to volunteer as breakfast is not exaggerating.(ever since my friend told me this I forced myself to sleep with a closed mouth)
Huh… there’s this “fact” that they print on the insides of Snapple bottle tops–it claims that over an average human’s lifespan, that human has eaten at least 8 spiders while asleep. Maybe it’s true!
:cries: I’ve read that too!!! EEEEEEEEEEEE!! I woke up once with a spider in my mouth! It’s was a nightmare come true!!! *twitch, squirm* Just thinking about it makes me start convulsing into those…. “AHH! A WEB! *smacks leg* ICK! ANOTHER WEB! *scratches arm* EEP! SOMETHINGS IN MY HAIR!!! *starts flicking hair around* SOMETHING ON ME I KNOW IT! *shakes arms and legs around* NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET IT OFF!!!!! *violent seizure*
Your rendition of this is much more entertaining then mine was… 😆 But yes, I do know that icky-ness factor… yuck. I like spiders, but not in my mouth….
Anybody else live where there are lots of orb weavers? You know, those great big spiders that spin giant round webs between trees or across paths, then hang there like a demonic grape at eye level just waiting for you to walk into them? Yeah, those things.
When I was a kid, my dad used to send me “up the hill” to turn off the sprinklers at night. It was a somewhat long and twisting path with lots of overhanging branches on all sides. The spiders just loved it. My sisters used to watch from the window, laughing hysterically, as I crept up the path flailing a stick in front of me like a kid being attacked by pinatas. When the sprinklers were off I’d come down that hill at top speed, kicking up gravel on the turns.
Spiders. Yurk. >.<
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