members
of the graduating class.
I have only one thing
to say to you todayβ¦
itβs a jungle out there.
You gotta look out
for number one.
But donβt step in number two.
And so,
to all you graduatesβ¦
as you go out into the world
my advice to you isβ¦
donβt go!
Itβs rough out there.
Move back with your parents.
Let them worry about it.
I would help but I am just to tired to get out of bed today~
Engaged to a Weasel