members
of the graduating class.
I have only one thing
to say to you today…
it’s a jungle out there.
You gotta look out
for number one.
But don’t step in number two.
And so,
to all you graduates…
as you go out into the world
my advice to you is…
don’t go!
It’s rough out there.
Move back with your parents.
Let them worry about it.
I would help but I am just to tired to get out of bed today~
Engaged to a Weasel