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The person to make the whole room evacuate is the winner!!! XD
Um…yeah…Well, when I lived with just my son, it was like a symphony in the morning…Him in one room me in the other. 😳 Too much DP will cause gas too! 😮
I came home to a dog fart tonight…I SWEAR I saw the wood paneling in the kitchen melting…Coulda just been left overs from the spook house though. 😕 J/K It really was melting… :puke:The trophy for a fart contest: A golden pair of butt cheeks pointed to the sky, with a big fluffy mushroom cloud coming out of the crack… 😉
Inscription for the best judge trophy: “For being a pretty Fart Smeller.”
Alright, I am headed to bed…I’m not right right now. 😳Well, quite honestly I cannot fart spectacularly. But I can out belch any male in my family!
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My art: featherdust.comLadyFirebird wrote:😈 😆 XD Do you get a trophy for winning? I mean what would a prize/trophy look like for the winner of a fart contest? Bronzed arse? XD Whoopeee cushion like you would need one when you can fire off for real! Do you wear a ribbon and if you do, does everyone at the faire know what it’s for? I’m picturing the judges giving it the ol’ whiff test :puke: Probably have destroyed brain cells. 😈
My prize is that I get to see the looks on everyone elses faces, and I don’t need a ribbon for everyone around faire to know LMAO.
Oh, and the judges didn’t really have any brain cells to kill in the first place, so it’s all good! 8)
😆 Talk about a thread hijack! Here Snap posts pictures of these signs about a ‘Jennifer’ and we go and turn it into farts, and fart contests and dog farts! Would be interesting to see Snap’s reply any time now. We are certainly getting to know each other in ways we rather not! XD Well I work in a contractor’s office and my coworker and I are the only women there. It’s like working for big, hairy adolescence boys stuck forever in potty joke mentality. I’ve heard the best belches and farts imagined–even through closed doors from the bathroom! These guys are certainly proud of their accomplishments! My boss will even come to the middle of the shop and yell ‘Foghorn!’ before he lets out his belch and when he’s ready to fart, he goes around and anxiously asks someone to ‘pull his finger’. What can I say–it’s a living and it helps me buy Windstones. XD
LadyFirebird wrote:…when he’s ready to fart, he goes around and anxiously asks someone to ‘pull his finger’. What can I say–it’s a living and it helps me buy Windstones. XD
Now, that sounds familiar… XD My Gradfather used to tell you to pull his toe…A specific toe…If it was the great one, you just left the room with no toe pulling. 😮
And hey, no matter what, this way if you do fart (Or someone else does), you will think of this thread and laugh all the harder! 😉LadyFirebird wrote:-ever have a farting contest with your sister or girlfriends? 😈 😈
Umm my sister and I have had them 😳 , our mom is ever so proud when we do it! Milk is bad for her, onions for me 😛 .
😆 Boy, I’m certainly getting a bit of an education! 😆 Someone asked me once if my husband ever farted on me–uh, no—why? Guess I’ve been a dull, dull girl! So pass me some of ’em pickled eggs, refries and nachos–and like they say on the Grand Ole Opry–Let her rip, boys! XD A twisted thought, do this at work and have them guessing! 😈 XD My boss is trying to get me to say c*** suckers, mother f******s! I just say sucker mothers for short! Won’t he be impressed–might even get a raise! 😈 XD
LadyFirebird wrote:😆 Boy, I’m certainly getting a bit of an education! 😆 Someone asked me once if my husband ever farted on me–uh, no—why? Guess I’ve been a dull, dull girl! So pass me some of ’em pickled eggs, refries and nachos–and like they say on the Grand Ole Opry–Let her rip, boys! XD A twisted thought, do this at work and have them guessing! 😈 XD My boss is trying to get me to say c*** suckers, mother f******s! I just say sucker mothers for short! Won’t he be impressed–might even get a raise! 😈 XD
I need to go work for your boss LMAO I could teach him a thing or two 👿 XD
So what do you do exactly? Could I telecommute? LoL
Tell him he’s “an infected puss filled wart on a leprous mule’s c***” That’ll get him…and say it with a slightly british scollarly droll accent 😀
Jennifer wrote:Well, quite honestly I cannot fart spectacularly. But I can out belch any male in my family!
Ah, this might have to replace Melody’s quote in my signature…
😆 😆 Jen would be sooooo honored! XD XD Watch out, she may send a ‘Shrike’ your way to implae you on some sharp object and randomly eat pieces of you at its leisure! 😈
Nu-uh. I’m her favorite.
LadyFirebird wrote:😆 😆 Jen would be sooooo honored! XD XD Watch out, she may send a ‘Shrike’ your way to implae you on some sharp object and randomly eat pieces of you at its leisure! 😈
Adraenyse wrote:Nu-uh. I’m her favorite.
Comment edited so as not to be taken the wrong way accidentally. 😈 🙄
Last? I’d have to be kept to repopulate human kind then.
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