*in her best santa voice* Santa wants your pink scratcher for Christmas, but send it to Leigha’s house since she’s been especially nice this year and is willing to hold onto it for me until I can find the time to pick it up! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
A guy with a beard and belly like that can’t not fall asleep in front of a roaring fire, I’d say. And I’m sure he has a very nice hearth up there on the North Pole.