So, I can’t find my keys.
Last time I saw them, I was at the mailbox picking up a Grab Bag Candy Corn I traded for and a hatching dino from ebay for my son.
Hopefully they are abandoned on my table and not lost in the parcel box at my mail center…
The LAST time I lost my keys, I was bringing in a grab bag young. I found them under my car the next day. HOW COULD THEY GET UNDER THE CAR? I couldn’t drive it without them.
I would like to submit for your consideration that you put warning labels on Windstones.
Specifically:
“Purchase or use of grab bag unicorns may result in Kiya losing her keys. Proceed with caution (and possibly the use of a string tied to your keys and coat so they can’t wander off.)”