drag0nfeathers wrote:
LOL! I got that once too. I just busted out when I read this one!
drag0nfeathers: At age 69 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.
This could be so true it’s scray!
Mandy: At age 52 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.
haha, that was my first one (the monkey one).
Second one: At age 35 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus