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    KMD4me: At age 51 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

    this one is just depressing

    #533085
    frozendragon
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      KMD4me wrote:

      KMD4me: At age 51 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

      this one is just depressing

      OMG for real…and not even remotely funny like the other ones….

      try again and hope for some lotion incident.. 🙄

      #533086

      Neither of these are gonna happen to me:

      Maria: At age 68 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

      Maria: At age 34 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it’s on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

      And then I got the one about removing antennae and whatnot…

      It made for a good laugh.

      😆

      #533087
      Skigod377
      Participant

        It was just for fun.

        #533088
        littleironhorse
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          It WAS fun! 😆

          #533089

          skigod377 wrote:

          It was just for fun.

          I sure hope nobody took it seriously! 😆

          #533090
          Skigod377
          Participant

            I like the margarita one.. though isnt Starbreeze the margarita drinker?

            #533091

            skigod377 wrote:

            I like the margarita one.. though isnt Starbreeze the margarita drinker?

            Yep. I drink at least one margarita a year. 😆

            However, it’s been foretold that I’m going to die fighting terrorism on either Mars or Venus. Margaritas are the least of my problems. 😆 😆 😆

            #533092

            Star got a lot of martial death predictions. Weird. 😆

            #533093
            Bob

              I did a few but can’t remember them all

              #533094

              tina: At age 49 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

              i love video games too, but i refrain from arcade games in the future .

              #533095
              Jennifer
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                Nambroth: At age 40 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

                TEKKEN 23!!!!!

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                #533096
                Skigod377
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                  Nambroth wrote:

                  Nambroth: At age 40 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

                  TEKKEN 23!!!!!
                  That one is pretty funny!

                  #533097

                  Kaitlyn: At age 23.5 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

                  Hahaha 😆

                  Kaitlyn: At age 25 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

                  #533098
                  Skigod377
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                    KMD4me wrote:

                    Kaitlyn: At age 23.5 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

                    Hahaha 😆

                    Kaitlyn: At age 25 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

                    Ha ha! Both those are good! Well, not good, but you know what I mean.

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