This is kinda funny…

[Lokie]

April: At age 32 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

I hope I can finish my meal first.

[lamortefille]

Samantha: At age 55 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

😆

[Skigod377]

lamortefille wrote:

Samantha: At age 55 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

😆This one is good!

[lamortefille]

Yeah, I guess I better stick with cable…lol

[drag0nfeathers]

Okay, both my deaths are actually really believable!

Amanda: At age 35 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

drag0nfeathers: At age 74 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

EDIT: Okay, I did one more that made me laugh (not so much at my death, but the thought of my family’s experience, LOL)

drag0nfeathers: At age 49 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Got a busted Windstone?
drag0nfeathersdesign@gmail.com
*OPEN for repairs*

*SEEKING GRAILS*
Arc-en-ciel Emperor
Siphlophis Male Dragon
Calypso Hatching Empress
Ivory Moss Sitting Baby Kirin
Tattoo Mother Kirin
Emerald Tabby Male Griffin
Tie Dye + Orion Hatching Royalty
Indigo Rockfish + Flame Tabby Little Rock Dragons
Dragon Quail + Obsidian Frost Old Warriors
Betta Sun Dragon + Male Dragon
Dreamscape, Orion, Poison Dart, Fireberry, Spangler + Tigerberry Dragons

[Mimi]

Here’s the best one that I got:

mimitrek: At age 85 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

[drag0nfeathers]

LOL! I got that once too. I just busted out when I read this one!

drag0nfeathers: At age 69 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

This could be so true it’s scray!

Mandy: At age 52 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Got a busted Windstone?
drag0nfeathersdesign@gmail.com
*OPEN for repairs*

*SEEKING GRAILS*
Arc-en-ciel Emperor
Siphlophis Male Dragon
Calypso Hatching Empress
Ivory Moss Sitting Baby Kirin
Tattoo Mother Kirin
Emerald Tabby Male Griffin
Tie Dye + Orion Hatching Royalty
Indigo Rockfish + Flame Tabby Little Rock Dragons
Dragon Quail + Obsidian Frost Old Warriors
Betta Sun Dragon + Male Dragon
Dreamscape, Orion, Poison Dart, Fireberry, Spangler + Tigerberry Dragons

[Mimi]

😆 😆 😆 That’s great! The best one yet!

[drag0nfeathers]

Woah! Thsi thing really works! I could totally see my boyfriend dying this way

Rui: At age 50 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Though this works too

Rui: At age 47 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

Got a busted Windstone?
drag0nfeathersdesign@gmail.com
*OPEN for repairs*

*SEEKING GRAILS*
Arc-en-ciel Emperor
Siphlophis Male Dragon
Calypso Hatching Empress
Ivory Moss Sitting Baby Kirin
Tattoo Mother Kirin
Emerald Tabby Male Griffin
Tie Dye + Orion Hatching Royalty
Indigo Rockfish + Flame Tabby Little Rock Dragons
Dragon Quail + Obsidian Frost Old Warriors
Betta Sun Dragon + Male Dragon
Dreamscape, Orion, Poison Dart, Fireberry, Spangler + Tigerberry Dragons

[Rose]

Okay here’s mine.
Rose:At age 48 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Rose: At age 83 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie “Wrong Turn”. Sorry for ya.

Romeodanny: At age 72 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it’s jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

[drag0nfeathers]

Wow, that last one sounds so painful

Got a busted Windstone?
drag0nfeathersdesign@gmail.com
*OPEN for repairs*

*SEEKING GRAILS*
Arc-en-ciel Emperor
Siphlophis Male Dragon
Calypso Hatching Empress
Ivory Moss Sitting Baby Kirin
Tattoo Mother Kirin
Emerald Tabby Male Griffin
Tie Dye + Orion Hatching Royalty
Indigo Rockfish + Flame Tabby Little Rock Dragons
Dragon Quail + Obsidian Frost Old Warriors
Betta Sun Dragon + Male Dragon
Dreamscape, Orion, Poison Dart, Fireberry, Spangler + Tigerberry Dragons

[Rose]

That last one will never happen. I’m too afraid of heights. 😆 I just thought it was funny.

[Bob]

skigod377 wrote:

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

JULIA: You will die at the age of 43 in a horrific golf cart accident. Alcohol will be involved.
I tried it a few times and that was one of my responses also

[Bob]

emerald212 wrote:

This was kind of scarey:

At age 68 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

I’m a teacher and writer. Um, that’s kind of accurate for a job I could be doing…
I got this one too

[KMD4me]

Kaitlyn: at age 34 you will fall from the 5th floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM

this is interesting… 😯

[Author]

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