This is kinda funny…

[Skigod377]

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

JULIA: You will die at the age of 43 in a horrific golf cart accident. Alcohol will be involved.

[Skigod377]

[Starbreeze]

skigod377 wrote:

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

JULIA: You will die at the age of 43 in a horrific golf cart accident. Alcohol will be involved.

Here’s mine: RHONDA: At age 103 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars. 😆 😆 😆

[whippetluv]

Tara: At age 48 you will be attacked by a pack of escaped lap dogs in your neighborhood and never be seen again.

Oh dear

[littleironhorse]

Sylvie: At age 60 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

😆

[littleironhorse]

OH! I like my second death much better!

Sylvie: At age 86 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience’s dismay.

[Starbreeze]

Here’s my second one:

Rhonda: At age 62 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

I seem to be doomed to fight interplanetary wars….and I always thought I was a pacifist. 😯

[littleironhorse]

😆 😆 😆

[Skigod377]

Geez… I hope my second is not true.. who wants to see a 62 yr old nude corpse… Maybe I got drunk and drove my golfcart there..

Julia: At age 62 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.

And look at poor Skigod377:
skigod377: At age 55 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

[Starbreeze]

I think I’ll stick to fighting interplanetary wars!!! 😆

[WindstoneCollector]

Jennifer: At age 47 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

😆 😆 😆

Hmmm…What am I gonna do? Torture animals for a living? 😯 😯

[Jodi]

This was kind of scarey:

At age 68 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

I’m a teacher and writer. Um, that’s kind of accurate for a job I could be doing…

[WindstoneCollector]

I have always loved art. I took 4 art classes my senior year in HS. (Only because I had alot of elective spaces!) I lvoe my cats, turtles and fish…Snapping Turtles that is! It kinda had the same effect on me too Emerald! 😆

Here’s the one for my screen name…Windstone Collector: At age 80 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan’s Central Park. 😯

[frozendragon]

OMG…..I laughed so hard at all of those… 😆 😆

here’s mine….

Thomas: At age 40 a tiger will maul you. Don’t ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Thomas: At age 35 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end. ( I can totally see this one…I love cheese)

Thomas: At age 80 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

frozendragon: At age 39 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power

I could keep doing that all day…..

[Starbreeze]

Snap should’ve gotten this one:

starbreeze: At age 102 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

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