So Melody…

[dark_zorse]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

…

…

Ground beef.

(Iamsogoingtohellforthis)

*prepares for a water-bottle ambush*

[dark_zorse]

[Starbreeze]

😆 😆 😆

[Bob]

what do you call a quadropalegic in a swimming pool??
Bob
Hot Tub??
Stu
On the wall??
Art
Your front door??
Matt

(I’ll be right there with you in hell)

[Tina]

Dragon Master wrote:

what do you call a quadropalegic in a swimming pool??
Bob
Hot Tub??
Stu
On the wall??
Art
Your front door??
Matt

(I’ll be right there with you in hell)

LOL I had a tee shirt when I was in school with cartoons to go with all of those 😆

[Melody]

Dragon Master wrote:

what do you call a quadropalegic in a swimming pool??
Bob
Hot Tub??
Stu
On the wall??
Art
Your front door??
Matt

(I’ll be right there with you in hell)
His two daughters who have one leg each? Peggy and Eileen. I just made those up.

[Melody]

dark_zorse wrote:

What do you call a cow with no legs?

…

…

Ground beef.

(Iamsogoingtohellforthis)

*prepares for a water-bottle ambush*

[Bob]

Melody wrote:

Dragon Master wrote:

what do you call a quadropalegic in a swimming pool??
Bob
Hot Tub??
Stu
On the wall??
Art
Your front door??
Matt

(I’ll be right there with you in hell)
His two daughters who have one leg each? Peggy and Eileen. I just made those up.
Very kewl!
Hey did you hear that Michael Jackson wants to go to College??
He wants to go there because he heard they BRING THEM IN YOUNG!
I made that one up a couple years ago

[Melody]

Dragon Master wrote:

Melody wrote:

Dragon Master wrote:

what do you call a quadropalegic in a swimming pool??
Bob
Hot Tub??
Stu
On the wall??
Art
Your front door??
Matt

(I’ll be right there with you in hell)
His two daughters who have one leg each? Peggy and Eileen. I just made those up.
Very kewl!
Hey did you hear that Michael Jackson wants to go to College??
He wants to go there because he heard they BRING THEM IN YOUNG!
I made that one up a couple years agoHow does Michal Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalog.

[WindstoneCollector]

Two blondes were walking through the forest. They come across a set of tracks…
First blonde says, “Those are bear tracks!”
Second blonde says, “Uh-uh. Those are deer tracks!”
…
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
😀

[Sarah]

Here are my awful jokes….

What do you call a cow after she’s just given birth?

De-calf-inated.

😆 🙄

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says “I’m lookin for the man who shot my Pa!” (pa = paw)

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
9-11
9-11 who?
I thought you said you’d never forget!

[Pamela]

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter – he’s not going to come.

Why did the ram fall off the cliff?

He didn’t see the ewe turn.

What do you call twin lambs?

Womb mates.

[Maebnus]

😆 😆 Y’all are silly.

[dark_zorse]

*drips and sad faces* ;_;

My humor is so unappreciated! (Kidding!)

[Skigod377]

Did you hear the one about the three holes? No? Well well well…

[Author]

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