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REAL NEWSPAPER ADS
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> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
> 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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> FREE PUPPIES:
> 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
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> FREE PUPPIES…
> Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
> Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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> FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
> Looks like a rat … been out a while.
> Better be a reward.
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>COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
> Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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>NORDIC TRACK
> $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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>GEORGIA PEACHES
> California grown – 89 cents lb.
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>JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
> Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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>WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
> WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
> Call Stephanie.
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>AND THE BEST ONE:
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> FOR SALE BY OWNER:
> Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.Excellent
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> $1,000 or best offer.
> No longer needed, got married last month.
> Wife knows everything.
While hiding somewhere in my head I'm on the lookout for white oriental dragons! Please let me know if you know of any available. Thank you!
No better way to start a day than checkin in here. I want one of those triple Miniguns!
Love the ads.2Huberts wrote:
Dog For Sale
Free to good home.
Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as ‘Holy $h1t.’
That is one gorgeous dog! What’s his name? I’m assuming “Holy $h1t” is his alias.
Glad you like them, I like to share the fun. I have so many, but my computer at home is still dial up so It takes forever to upload. So I can’t put them up as quick as I’d like. I’m getting better at the pic posting too.
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
‘Mrs. Neely?’; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?’
I don’t have any.’ She replied, smiling sweetly.
‘Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?’
‘Ninety-eight.’ she replied.
‘Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?’
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
‘I outlived the bi&ches.’
‘d have taken him.
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