My family had a little New Years’ powwow/get together last night and it was cool (snacks, Wii, concert watching, copious amounts of Martinelli’s Apple Cider) and then after a hug from my mom, she said,”You have until June to do something with yourself.” (she said the same thing about my 18th b-day, but you know..). This morning we watched Eat, Pray, Love for the first time and there was the traveling, and the “jumping into a completely different culture” (a secret dream of mine), and the whole “finding yourself” thing, and pretty soon my imagination is running with ideas of studying abroad and trying to figure out what to do. So now i’m on a mission to find a guru. Someone who can tell me to cleanse my chakras, meditate on a remote mountain, or drink snake sake for the rest of my life. Someone like Yoda. Or Guru Pathik. Perferrably with an indian or ancient chinese accent that can tell my mom to suck it up and deal with me leaving someplace awesome. Any takers??