tasgrs wrote:
Greater Basilisk wrote:
Haha! Good job, Necron. π π
We don’t have a lot of that over here. Once in a blue moon a Jehovah’s Witness will stop by, but it’s been years since we had a solicitor of anything come by.
Years ago, when I was still working nights, I had a couple of Jehovah’s people show up on my doorstep. The barking dog woke me up, which was their first mistake,. (Answering the door was mine, but hey…)
They asked me what I thought Jesus would be doing if he were alive and here right now, and my immediate answer was Probably drinking heavily.(Shocked faces at that one. π ) I then told them that I was a witch, and if they didn’t try to convert me, I wouldn’t turn their kids into toads, and shut the door. π
You should have said “SLEEPING, LIKE I WAS”. π @ drinking heavily. π