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“A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”
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I dunno who said it, but, man, I think it very often!
True, but as another quote says “A word to the wise is sufficient”. The stupid may not listen at all! 🙂
Hahahaha! So true!
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http://www.sarahjestin.com/feedbacklists.htmHere’s one that’s a bit longer…
James James
Morrison Morrison
Weatherby George Dupree
Took great
Care of his Mother,
Though he was only three.
James James Said to his Mother,
“Mother,” he said, said he;
“You must never go down
to the end of the town,
if you don’t go down with me.”James James
Morrison’s Mother
Put on a golden gown.
James James Morrison’s Mother
Drove to the end of the town.
James James Morrison’s Mother
Said to herself, said she:
“I can get right down
to the end of the town
and be back in time for tea.”King John
Put up a notice,
“LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED!
JAMES JAMES MORRISON’S MOTHER
SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN MISLAID.
LAST SEEN
WANDERING VAGUELY:
QUITE OF HER OWN ACCORD,
SHE TRIED TO GET DOWN
TO THE END OF THE TOWN –
FORTY SHILLINGS REWARD!”James James
Morrison Morrison
(Commonly known as Jim)
Told his
Other relations
Not to go blaming him.
James James
Said to his Mother,
“Mother,” he said, said he:
“You must never go down to the end of the town
without consulting me.”James James
Morrison’s mother
Hasn’t been heard of since.
King John said he was sorry,
So did the Queen and Prince.
King John
(Somebody told me)
Said to a man he knew:
If people go down to the end of the town, well,
what can anyone do?”(Now then, very softly)
J.J.
M.M.
W.G.Du P.
Took great
C/0 his M*****
Though he was only 3.
J.J. said to his M*****
“M*****,” he said, said he:
“You-must-never-go-down-to-the-end-of-the-town-
if-you-don’t-go-down-with-ME!”tdm 🙂
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Who said
“She’s the sort of woman who lives for others – you can tell the others by their hunted expression.”
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Okay, try this one…
“If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures
from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men
who will deal likewise with their fellow men.”tdm 🙂
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Francis of Assisi
“Dance, when you’re broken open. Dance, if you’ve torn the bandage off. Dance in the middle of the fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you’re perfectly free.”
Rumi
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.”
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c’mon guys seriously? this one’s EASY! :bigsmile:
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Okay Okay……Woody Allen
And me…. at 17 ….milk along with Mr Noodles out my nose after a really funny joke from my friend!!! 😯
*SNERK!* That’s too funny!!! Okay here’s the next one…
“Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.”
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*SNERK!* That’s too funny!!! Okay here’s the next one…
“Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.”
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I cheated on this one :8) Author is unknown
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