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    frozendragon
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      Leigha wrote:

      frozendragon wrote:

      purplecat wrote:

      😛 😛 😛

      I’ll just bring my hammer and come visit anyway…

      😈

      😯 lock the doors Purplecat!

      *Sneaks over to Frozen’s house and takes a few boxes home while he’s busy breaking toes*

      thpppt… at the rate it’s going there won’t be any boxes left…

      but if you take em… you better leave cash… 👿

      #716100
      frozendragon
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        Dragon87 wrote:

        I’ve had chronic leg pains for the last 2 years…

        Can I have a windstone too????

        …. Oh well, I tried didn’t I?

        the hammer can fix that….

        #716101
        frozendragon
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          PaperCut wrote:

          I have a brain tumor and my thyroid doesn’t work. Can I get a Windstone? 😛

          hmm my head hurts like a tumor…and I’ve fat..

          can I blame that on my thyroid?

          Oh well the hammer can fix those problems too… 😈

          #716102
          frozendragon
          Participant

            starbreeze wrote:

            frozendragon wrote:

            purplecat wrote:

            😛 😛 😛

            I’ll just bring my hammer and come visit anyway…

            😈

            Gimme that hammer!!!! I know someone who could use a good beating and it isn’t purplecat!!! Come a little closer frozen…. 😈

            thpppt…. my hammer… you no play….

            #716103

            frozendragon wrote:

            Leigha wrote:

            frozendragon wrote:

            purplecat wrote:

            😛 😛 😛

            I’ll just bring my hammer and come visit anyway…

            😈

            😯 lock the doors Purplecat!

            *Sneaks over to Frozen’s house and takes a few boxes home while he’s busy breaking toes*

            thpppt… at the rate it’s going there won’t be any boxes left…

            but if you take em… you better leave cash… 👿

            *leaves her jar of change on Frozen’s bed and makes off with three boxes*

            you didn’t say how MUCH cash I was supposed to leave

            <.<

            >.>

            #716104

            frozendragon wrote:

            Dragon87 wrote:

            I’ve had chronic leg pains for the last 2 years…

            Can I have a windstone too????

            …. Oh well, I tried didn’t I?

            the hammer can fix that….

            All Hail the Mighty Hammer!

            It can “Fix” all that ails you!

            Now, everyone get in one straight line, service fee is 10 dollars.

            Frozen, you ready for your first “patient”?

            #716105
            frozendragon
            Participant

              skigod377 wrote:

              Dang it… Im trying to think of some malady but I dont really have one. I get really bad PMS every month… almost like I am a different person… thats got to be worth something. My big toe sometimes feels like an ingrown toenail and I have to clip it. Its hurts really bad. I have split ends, too… its horrible. OH, and I sprained my ankle yesterday during the 4 mile run. Its sore today. 😥 *Looks around for sympathy*

              PMS…OMG… def need a prezzy for that…

              hammer will fix the toe… and beer is supposed to help split ends… but only if you put it on your hair… and not drink it all… 😯

              and hmm the running thing… I gave that up last time I tripped over my foot….

              #716106

              frozendragon wrote:

              Dragon87 wrote:

              I’ve had chronic leg pains for the last 2 years…

              Can I have a windstone too????

              …. Oh well, I tried didn’t I?

              the hammer can fix that….

              *hides behind arsenal of knives* Okay, come closer then, frozen….. 😈

              #716107
              frozendragon
              Participant

                Leigha wrote:

                frozendragon wrote:

                Leigha wrote:

                frozendragon wrote:

                purplecat wrote:

                😛 😛 😛

                I’ll just bring my hammer and come visit anyway…

                😈

                😯 lock the doors Purplecat!

                *Sneaks over to Frozen’s house and takes a few boxes home while he’s busy breaking toes*

                thpppt… at the rate it’s going there won’t be any boxes left…

                but if you take em… you better leave cash… 👿

                *leaves her jar of change on Frozen’s bed and makes off with three boxes*

                you didn’t say how MUCH cash I was supposed to leave

                <.<

                >.>

                hey you took my rock collection…. 😯

                oh well… at least I got some pennies to count… 🙄

                #716108
                frozendragon
                Participant

                  Leigha wrote:

                  frozendragon wrote:

                  Dragon87 wrote:

                  I’ve had chronic leg pains for the last 2 years…

                  Can I have a windstone too????

                  …. Oh well, I tried didn’t I?

                  the hammer can fix that….

                  All Hail the Mighty Hammer!

                  It can “Fix” all that ails you!

                  Now, everyone get in one straight line, service fee is 10 dollars.

                  Frozen, you ready for your first “patient”?

                  hmm wonder how many people we can sucker into that… for $10 a piece I’d need about 45 to pay my bills…

                  🙄 😯

                  #716109
                  Skigod377
                  Participant

                    frozendragon wrote:

                    skigod377 wrote:

                    Dang it… Im trying to think of some malady but I dont really have one. I get really bad PMS every month… almost like I am a different person… thats got to be worth something. My big toe sometimes feels like an ingrown toenail and I have to clip it. Its hurts really bad. I have split ends, too… its horrible. OH, and I sprained my ankle yesterday during the 4 mile run. Its sore today. 😥 *Looks around for sympathy*

                    PMS…OMG… def need a prezzy for that…

                    hammer will fix the toe… and beer is supposed to help split ends… but only if you put it on your hair… and not drink it all… 😯

                    and hmm the running thing… I gave that up last time I tripped over my foot….Oooh I like beer… but you lost me when you said ‘not drink it all’… dont much get that part…

                    #716110

                    you don’t have to count them 😀 it’s one of those jars where you put the change in and it keeps track of the amount in the jar for you!

                    (as long as you don’t cheat and take out some change for the soda machine at work…*COUGH* >.>)

                    #716111
                    Skigod377
                    Participant

                      Does a bullet wound warrant a Windstone?

                      #716112

                      You guys are hilarious! Don’t ever change! I love you all.

                      Kyrin

                      #716113
                      frozendragon
                      Participant

                        Dragon87 wrote:

                        frozendragon wrote:

                        Dragon87 wrote:

                        I’ve had chronic leg pains for the last 2 years…

                        Can I have a windstone too????

                        …. Oh well, I tried didn’t I?

                        the hammer can fix that….

                        *hides behind arsenal of knives* Okay, come closer then, frozen….. 😈

                        I’m not allowed to play with anything sharp… I always end up bleeding… 😯

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