I havent been able to catch up with this thread in a few months so these may be posted as I got them in a FW email from my Aunt. But, why not review them again if thats the case. Always fun and I need it now for it’s 530 am and Im not sleeping. Here we go:
HOW TO KNOW YOURE HAVING A BAD DAY
You keep losing things
You awoke with a stiff neck
You feel trapped
You always find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time (my fave I think)
Uninvited guests show up at dinner time
Trouble getting out of bed
Pulled a muscle while exercising
Your new hat looked better on you in the store (purrfect expression and <3 this one too- “the galaxy is on Orion’s belt” MIB reference)
We can all relate to that diet that isnt working (well, not ALL of you)
Lunch simply didnt agree with you
Woke up with a hangover and you werent even drinking last night? WTH?!
Yes, you too are coming down with the flu
Got caught in the rain at lunchtime cause some dog stole your kitty-brella
Your freakin’ boss chewed you out (would make more sense if the cat was chewing the dog cause as we know, cats rule over dogs π Dont get me wrong, I LOVE dogs and have had many)
Youre home alone, hear a noise in the basement and realize the call is coming from inside the house!