My Windstone poem.

[Starbreeze]

skigod377 wrote:

I got a new kitty
I just want to kill it
then skin it and gut it
and stuff it and fill it.

It bites and it hisses
it growls and it scrathes
i’d set it on fire
if I had any matches.

My both hands are covered
in thin bloody scabs
a gift from the kittys
exuberant grabs.

If that mean crapper
hisses at me one more time
im gonne thrown him in the oven
with some salt, sage, and thyme.

Its mother has never
told him not to spit,
he lunges right at me
that mean little Sh…butthead.

What that cat just dont know
is im meaner than him.
I will make him like me
cuz I always win.

Another poetic work of art!!! 😆

[Skigod377]

BRoS wrote:

I still think that my boss is far worse than your cat(s)

you think that you’ve got it bad
but I know a far worse lad
my boss is no cubid
keeps calling me stupid
so often it’s driving me mad

He thinks that I shouldn’t learn music
his skin crawls and it makes him feel sick
when music calls
his temper falls
and he behaves lika #&%@@ prick

he yells at me all day long
so loud I feel my brain go gong
but what can I say
I need the pay
so I make my brain wear thong

Your boss has got nothing on mine.
He yells and he screams all the time.
so easy to hate him
I want to castrate him
only too bad its a crime.

I know it is not just me either
the whole company’s got the fever
he’s got Napolean syndrom
thinks the office’s his Kingdom
very smart or quite sweet? he is neither.

He has already been fired once.
And they stuck him with us for the nonce.
but without a doubt,
we soon figured out
the man was nothing but a dunce.

Now lets see if you can beat that.
My boss is short, mean, even fat.
Little Hitler we call him
wish my dog would maul him
If you can believe it, he’s worse than my cat.

If you tend to doubt what im sayin’
in your cush little job you’ll be stayin’
your boss is a Saint
next to mine (who sure ain’t)
your poor little hide he’d be flaying.

[Purplecat]

😆 😆

[Skigod377]

I hope BRoS comes back. I could rag on my boss all day long.

[Purplecat]

We need a poem about boredom…I’m sooooo bored right now….

[Skigod377]

I think the boredom poems started on page 20-something… thats how the boogers got started! 😆 I could always do another, though, if you like.

[Purplecat]

Not with this thread silly! I was just up really early and was waiting for the babies to wake up. 😛

[Duld]

so you think that your boss is bad
my boss is far worse, he is mad
he picks on my brain
he drives me insane
I usually’ come home very sad

he’s constantly picking on me
nobody’s a boss worse than he
vacation? no! never!
I have to be clever
to bring to him logic to pee

believe me that you’re lucky, you
you have other people there too
when he wants to fight
I stay out of sight
me and him! we’re only two

( and yes we fought once)

[Duld]

Dragon Master wrote:

brain Thong?? What did I miss??

you know, thongs aren’t comfortable so sometimes it feels like their in your brain

[Starbreeze]

Wow!!! Is this the start of another rhyming competition??? 😀

[Maria]

😆 😆

[Skigod377]

BRoS wrote:

so you think that your boss is bad
my boss is far worse, he is mad
he picks on my brain
he drives me insane
I usually’ come home very sad

he’s constantly picking on me
nobody’s a boss worse than he
vacation? no! never!
I have to be clever
to bring to him logic to pee

believe me that you’re lucky, you
you have other people there too
when he wants to fight
I stay out of sight
me and him! we’re only two

( and yes we fought once)

That is a good point about two.
But that gives mine more yelling to do.
He starts out with me,
moves on then to three,
Yours yelling involves only you.

And its true I do get vacation.
And I tell you thats cause for elation.
But he dont cut me slack
and I have to come back.
And that is cause for trepidation.

And at least you get to go home.
I see my son only by phone!
My room is for rent
My new house is a tent
Never from work do I roam. 😥

My boss is one who needs some Killin.
There is no one who’s worse (He’s a villain.)
“Innocent” says the Jury
Cheers rain down with fury
And the Judge will release me most willin.

Perhaps our bosses should marry…
Dont suppose yours is a fairy? ❓
Yours and mine sound quite equal.
So lets read your sequel.
Post it soon, oh please lets not tarry.

[Jasmine]

😆 😆

[Starbreeze]

😆 😆 😆

[Duld]

your’s has more yelling to do?
That’s not entierly true
mine is so scary
the toughest fairy
would excuse himself with a flu

I heard some rumours fly
about this man, I sigh
sometimes I linger
watch through tears and fingers
he just makes all employees cry
(literally)

the others took no shit
they had the guts to quit
but poor poor me
I cannot see
a way to not have a fit

I need to make a living
the daycare, no time giving
to ask my mother
don’t want her to bother
to take P each day under wing

I have just 8 laim hours
I wish I had Hiro’s powers
teleport to work
work like beserk
go home each day without showers (tears)

my boss is constantly nagging
his logic leaves my brain ragging
I cannot think
I see only pink
in my brain he’s allways hacking

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