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laphon1 wrote:
I don’t know if we are supposed to make something out of our own quotes…but at least this isn’t too serious
“Sometimes the Dragon Wins”
The Tale of the Cowardly Dragon
The dragon returned to the town
To find he’d been heaped with reknown.
The princess, on her knees
Said, “Marry me please!”
His cowardly past he’d lived down.I love this one 😆 8)
Dracomancer wrote:i actually read every page of thos topic last night…my laughing woke up my roommate >.>
so you like the laughs, I’ll try and make a funny one for you
Dracomancer
always speak politely to a dragonI once saw a knight,
He wanted to fight,
It was sheer delight,
He knew not my might
Even by my sight
He kouldn’t see the light
He didn’t show no fright
His brow was bright
Quite an elegant dude‘twas a pity though,
said the dragon as he used the knight’s rib as a toothpickI got a new kitty
I just want to kill it
then skin it and gut it
and stuff it and fill it.It bites and it hisses
it growls and it scrathes
i’d set it on fire
if I had any matches.My both hands are covered
in thin bloody scabs
a gift from the kittys
exuberant grabs.If that mean crapper
hisses at me one more time
im gonne thrown him in the oven
with some salt, sage, and thyme.Its mother has never
told him not to spit,
he lunges right at me
that mean little Sh…butthead.What that cat just dont know
is im meaner than him.
I will make him like me
cuz I always win.Yeah. I agree. I hope my students don’t come to visit while I’m sitting in my office chuckling (my office echoes and it’s sort of creepy). 😆
We have a little black cat that I got as a feral kitten. My daughter saw her eyes glowing in our garage one night. Who knows how long she had been there.
It was months before I could get close enough to touch her with out scaring her off. I started out just leaving food out where she could get it and than leaving her alone. Than I would stay in the garage while she ate and gradually worked my way up to sitting close and eventually petting her lightly. Each step took weeks!
She has now been a house cat for 11 years but she still prefers to stay out of sight and still runs from men 🙂Okay, almost snorted my tea up my nose. You should put warnings on these :). When my cat starts to play too rough, I just tap him on the nose and he knows to quit. Oh I miss my kitties…I miss being home…okay only one more week…
purplecat wrote:OMG! 😆 😆 😆 That’s a true poem methinks!!! 😆 😆 😆
????? what does that word mean??? methinks, is that “Yoda” language for I think?
BRoS wrote:purplecat wrote:OMG! 😆 😆 😆 That’s a true poem methinks!!! 😆 😆 😆
????? what does that word mean??? methinks, is that “Yoda” language for I think?
😆 Yeah, basically. It’s like a Wm. Shakespeare version or something. As in, “Methinks he protests too much.” Like when you hit pretty close to home about someone with a comment and they protest it a lot — proving you are right.
I still think that my boss is far worse than your cat(s)
you think that you’ve got it bad
but I know a far worse lad
my boss is no cubid
keeps calling me stupid
so often it’s driving me madHe thinks that I shouldn’t learn music
his skin crawls and it makes him feel sick
when music calls
his temper falls
and he behaves lika #&%@@ prickhe yells at me all day long
so loud I feel my brain go gong
but what can I say
I need the pay
so I make my brain wear thongBRoS wrote:I still think that my boss is far worse than your cat(s)
you think that you’ve got it bad
but I know a far worse lad
my boss is no cubid
keeps calling me stupid
so often it’s driving me madHe thinks that I shouldn’t learn music
his skin crawls and it makes him feel sick
when music calls
his temper falls
and he behaves lika #&%@@ prickhe yells at me all day long
so loud I feel my brain go gong
but what can I say
I need the pay
so I make my brain wear thong
brain Thong?? What did I miss??
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