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  • #523224

    im highly amused by all of this πŸ˜†

    #523225
    Jodi
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      Good one, Wolf!

      #523226
      Duld
      Participant

        hahaha your stuff is quality man

        Poor Shaymus’s fart was too bad
        made all the poor people so mad
        from heaven they fell
        straight down to hell
        ’cause their smell pissed off the “LAD”

        (meaning St Peter)

        #523227
        Duld
        Participant

          skigod377 wrote:

          Bros is so sleepy its true.
          If I farted that much, i’d be too.
          When her buttock relaxes
          she releases the gasses
          and all of her poots slip right through.

          Did Wolflodge quit playing?? πŸ™

          😯 😯 Sky??? what’s poot 😳 I’ve been wondering and have come to no conclution

          #523228
          Jodi
          Participant

            BRoS wrote:

            skigod377 wrote:

            Bros is so sleepy its true.
            If I farted that much, i’d be too.
            When her buttock relaxes
            she releases the gasses
            and all of her poots slip right through.

            Did Wolflodge quit playing?? πŸ™

            😯 😯 Sky??? what’s poot 😳 I’ve been wondering and have come to no conclution

            Poot is another word for fart. It’s supposed to be the noise little ones make. πŸ˜†

            #523229

            Cool!!! This thread is educational too!!! πŸ˜†

            #523230
            Duld
            Participant

              thank you πŸ˜€ it’s kinda bad to make limeriks with a lack of vocabulary πŸ™„

              #523231
              Duld
              Participant

                starbreeze wrote:

                Cool!!! This thread is educational too!!! πŸ˜†

                it’s for laughing and learning the two L’s πŸ˜€

                #523232
                wolflodge100
                Participant

                  Alas poor Shaymus he died
                  To stop farting so bad he tried
                  But with no relief
                  it is my belief
                  he blew him self up sky high!

                  #523233

                  wolflodge you are good!!! πŸ˜€

                  #523234
                  Duld
                  Participant

                    as I said, his stuff is quality

                    Shaymus’s explotion was big
                    so big that he blew off my wig
                    he made the earth fly
                    so I had to try
                    and DIG to find my WIG

                    #523235
                    wolflodge100
                    Participant

                      Poor Shaymus in hell did reside
                      he rued the day he had died
                      he kept saying, if only
                      I hadn’t ate that bolonga
                      I might be at the seaside!

                      by the way, I am a she not a he πŸ˜†

                      #523236
                      Skigod377
                      Participant

                        I was about to let her know πŸ˜‰

                        Shamus must be real rank.
                        Ya’ll tell me how much he stank.
                        But a candle he caint
                        hold up to your taint.
                        And on that truth you can bank.

                        (You will have to look up the definition of “Taint” πŸ˜† )

                        #523237
                        Duld
                        Participant

                          so I forgot the letter S

                          it *eem* to be a problem for me *ky
                          let* *ee

                          Shaymus he sure wasn’t vain
                          he waited till gas came, and then
                          he released the smell
                          and blew out of hell
                          and back into heaven again

                          #523238
                          Purplecat
                          Participant

                            you guys are sooooo gross…. πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† I’m sadly poetically deficient…. 😳

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