My Windstone poem.

[Skigod377]

Drat… 😆

[Duld]

my bottom reaks somehow
worse than the den of a cow
like a powerful nuke
you’ll need to puke
by the stench of my fart, you go wow

[wolflodge100]

There once was a man from Linn
From whose butt came a terrible wind
The smell they say
took your breath away
so bad it was almost a sin

My humble attempt 😆

[Duld]

dude you’re in 😆 😆 😆

there once was a monk on the hill
who had a licence to kill
his ass had bad breath
could bring you to death
when he had had his fill

[wolflodge100]

There once was a man named Joe Bean
He was a regular farting machine
The beano he took
Did not work by the book
The smell would make you turn green

(beano is a degasser for those who don’t know)

[Starbreeze]

All right!!! Go for it wolflodge!!!! 😆

[Duld]

he’s a howler all right

as sweet as a rose are you
as violets are blue
but something reeks
behind your B-cheeks
and everyone sighs and go eeewwwww… 😈

[Skigod377]

You guys have omitted me from my own poem thread? I am crushed 🙁 TAKE THIS!!!:

I am so sad I could fart.
My buttcheeks are ready to part…
Wolflodge and BRoS
Better plug your nose
or they’ll be dragging you off in a cart. 😈 😈

[Starbreeze]

Go get um Ski!!! 😆

[Duld]

some airflow is ready to slip
around my stomack I grip
but holding it in
is practicly sin
so I’m ready to let it rip

[Skigod377]

Oh please dont hold in your gas.
Just spread um and let it pass.
your belly will swell
and you’ll feel like hell.
and you’re sure to increase your mass.

[Starbreeze]

😆 😆 😆

[Maria]

*Barely escapes suffocation from trying to suppress laughter at the office*

😆 😆 😆

[laphon1]

Greater Basilisk wrote:

Quote:

*Barely escapes suffocation from trying to suppress laughter at the office*

I didn’t bother trying!

[Duld]

with a grunt like the wildest boar
my ass did what you asked for
Oh what a relief
but, relief was brief
I passed out when I ran for the door

[Author]

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