My Windstone poem.

[Duld]

gimme your address and I’ll send you my hancerchief

😆

friendship is easy to share
a burden a booger will bear
a booger will slay
for a really good lay
we dare not say more I fear

( might offend some)

[Skigod377]

😆 PG-13 😉

well… now what? 😆

[Bob]

BRoS wrote:

gimme your address and I’ll send you my hancerchief

😆

friendship is easy to share
a burden a booger will bear
a booger will slay
for a really good lay
we dare not say more I fear

( might offend some)
TOO LATE

[Duld]

well, you want my hankie??? 😀

love poems between boogers

[Skigod377]

BRoS wrote:

well, you want my hankie??? 😀

love poems between boogers
I will pass, thanks! 😆 I have enough boogers. Do you think if boogers get together, they will reproduce?

[Duld]

Dragon Master wrote:

BRoS wrote:

gimme your address and I’ll send you my hancerchief

😆

friendship is easy to share
a burden a booger will bear
a booger will slay
for a really good lay
we dare not say more I fear

( might offend some)
TOO LATE

don’t even try to tell me you got offended 😯 I saw your picture, you dont look like one who offends easily

[Duld]

skigod377 wrote:

BRoS wrote:

well, you want my hankie??? 😀

love poems between boogers
I will pass, thanks! 😆 I have enough boogers. Do you think if boogers get together, they will reproduce?

eeeewww no, it is merely beutiful, they become one hmmmhohahahahaha

[John]

skigod377 wrote:

Awww no booger heartbreak 🙁

I think my booger needs a friend.
someone to stick with till the end.
Some booger to play
and some booger to lay
do you perhaps have one to lend?

There once was a nun from Saint Toogers
Who had quite a taste for boogers
Fine omelets she made
With proboscis roulade
And lightning shot out of her ass

(This ending has long been known to improve any limerick to which it is attached)

[Skigod377]

That is really gross. 😆

[Starbreeze]

John has entered the booger limerick competition!! 😯

[Duld]

I think that it´s about gas now haha

boogers end

the tragedy happened at last
the booger, a thing of the past
the end was close
when I blew my nose
the booger abandoned me fast

fart start

Gas is quite a marvelous thing
priceless like a wase of Ming
when the day is sunny
there’s nothing as funny
as the sound of bottoms that sing

( 😆 😆 😆 😆 John you started it mhohahahaha)

[Starbreeze]

hmmm…guess it’s Ski’s turn 😆

[Purplecat]

😆 😆 😆 ew… 😆 😆 😆

[Skigod377]

(DISCLAIMER!!! All the following said for effect: I dont really know, since I dont fart.)

The smell of my bottom is funny.
Worse than that of my bunny.
I cannot eat beans
nor collard greens
my farts will turn out quite runny.

[boskydragon]

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skigod377 Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:24 am Post subject:

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(DISCLAIMER!!! All the following said for effect: I dont really know, since I dont fart.)

Which implies all the booger poems were based on reality & experience! (I refer here to the ones that are athletic or the one that killed the cat! 😆 )

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