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“Gee, I dunno, Fred. How many village idiots does it take to change a light bulb?”
Or how about a TV commercial:
“There’s no limit to what you can build with Tinkertoys!”
Infomercial:
“Do you suffer from poor motorcycling posture? Are you tired of the pain and suffering that comes from the lack of proper lumbar support? Don’t want to pay a fortune for one of those orthopedic motorcycle seats? Then call the number on your screen right now and ask for the Moto-Ortho! This AMAZING device will instantly correct your poor motorcycling posture! Imagine: no more aching back after those long commutes! Comes in a variety of fashionable colors and styles! All reasonably priced at $99.99! Per month in six easy payments by major credit card! Supplies are limited! Call NOW!”
Barrdwing wrote:
Spike Network:
“Yeah, man, now watch his face when we fire the other engine up!”
We think far too much alike on that one…
Only I heard this…*In whispering voices*
Guy #1: “Ok, now when I tell you…Just bump it enough to get it to seem like it is starting up…”
Guy #2: *snickering* He’s gonna come out of there going mach 5 with his butt on fire and his hair catching.”
Guy #1: “It will teach him a valuable lesson.”
Guy #2: *still giggling* “What’s that?”
Guy #1: “That shaving your friend’s head can almost give you a heart attack.”
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