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Someone sent me this photo in email, but I found it on the web to share with y’all. I hadn’t seen it before, so I don’t know if it’s old or new.
foxfeather wrote:i’ve got a couple of friends that WOULD do that!!! 😀 😀 😀
That is funny, I also have a friend that would definitly do it! His nick-name is not ‘BADBOY’ for noting. 😆
Car Price
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse.
Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped A sales person didn’t pop up right now. But, as she turned back, There, standing next to her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, “Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?”
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had Happened, she smiled back and asked, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?”
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, “Madame, I’m very sorry to say that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price.”
Dragon Master wrote:OOOKKKK!! Not real sure it had to be posted
😆 😆 😆 Sure it did, that was funny. There are varying degrees of “clean”… that was just dirty in a different way. 😀
I was thinking about how bad my farts can be at times. I would probably remove some or all the paint!!
The following is not a joke but just a thought from someone.
A Mother … This is worth reading!After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, “I Love you, but I know this other woman loves you and
would love to spend some time with you.”The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of
my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.
That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. “What’s wrong, are you well,” she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late
night call or a
surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. “I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you,” I responded. “Just the two of us.” She thought about it fora moment, and then said, “I would like that very much.” That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I
noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our ‘date’.
She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled
from a face that was as radiant as an angel’s. “I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed,” she said, as she got into the car.
“They can’t wait to hear about our meeting.”
We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read themenu. Her eyes could only read large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.
“It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,” she said. “Then it’s time that you relax and let me return the favour,” I responded.
During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation – nothing extraordinary but catching up on recent events of each other’s life. We talked so much that we missed
the movie. As we arrived at her house later, she said, “I’ll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you.”
I agreed. “How was your dinner date?” asked my wife when I got home. “Very nice. Much more so than I could have imagined,” I answered. A few days later, mymother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn’t have a chance to do anything for her.
Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined. An attached note said: “I paid this bill in
advance. I wasn’t sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates – one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant
for me. I Love you, son.”
At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: I LOVE YOU” and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important
than your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till “some other time.”
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