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April 2, 2010 at 5:24 am #809562
Some of those were cute and I am sorry to those that have had bad April Fools jokes.
We pulled one here on our commander. Last week we had an engine that was overflown. (You have to replace parts every so many hours) We overflew one of the parts replacement by over 250 hours because the CH-47 guys were not paying attention. Well it causes a whole lot of drama when that happens so yesterday the guys doctored another DECU download (engine report sheet) that said another engine was overflown. The joke lasted about two seconds because the commander immediately went over to the phone to call the Battalion commander and we couldnt let that happen. It was fun while it lasted.
April 2, 2010 at 11:46 am #809563Hey guys,I hope I wasn’t misunderstood.I am not evil enough to have done that as a joke,I ment it.The details within that,I can’t say here,just trust me,she deserved it.
Every act matters.No matter how small💞
(Wanted......Toaster Dragon)
Male Hearth....one day🤞Dream on.April 2, 2010 at 10:50 pm #809564Hee hee, good ones, guys. 😀 As a teenager, I walked up to my mother with a fake nose-ring. The results were more than spectacular. 😮 😡 :shout:
April 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm #809565Maplecarver wrote:Hee hee, good ones, guys. 😀 As a teenager, I walked up to my mother with a fake nose-ring. The results were more than spectacular. 😮 😡 :shout:
XD I remember the first time I noticed my daughters piercings,through her blouse 😮
Every act matters.No matter how small💞
(Wanted......Toaster Dragon)
Male Hearth....one day🤞Dream on.April 3, 2010 at 3:40 pm #809566bodine6127 wrote:Maplecarver wrote:Hee hee, good ones, guys. 😀 As a teenager, I walked up to my mother with a fake nose-ring. The results were more than spectacular. 😮 😡 :shout:
XD I remember the first time I noticed my daughters piercings,through her blouse 😮
Makes me glad I have a son, and that he thinks peircings are gross. 😆
April 3, 2010 at 4:37 pm #809567Best April Fools we ever did at my Squadron, April 1 fell on a Monday after a 4day weekend that started on Thurs. There were six of us and about 20 rolls of aluminum foil. Now our work spaces consised of these white boxes called conex boxes they’re about 8′ x 8′ x 20′, bassicaly a big shipping container with openings in the sides and ends for doors and AC units that you connect and can stack and we made our work shops out of. Anyway the six of us with our 20 or so rolls of aluminum foil set up camp in our Captains office in one of these boxes and covered EVERYTHING, and I mean EVERYTHING from floor to ceiling in that place with foil. Took the pictures and clock off the wall and covered them, took the clock apart and covered the needles of the clock with foil, covered each individual report and pencil and pen and item in his desk with foil. We even undid each paperclip in his box of paperclips, wapped it in foil and then folded it back up, then wrapped the box in foil. Wrapped his chair, all his magazines, the only book we acually wrapped the individual pages on was his “Special Log” that he always kept on his desk, he always recorded his date and time on and off the premisis for whatever reason and it was always there, so we wrapped all like 300 pages individually in it in foil, then put an nice little bow around it. So for four days we slept in the Admin admin “vans” (what we called our boxes) and then early Mon morning we snuck out before the Captain got there.
Dude, he was PISSED…..was so worth it….he called a “mini-assembly and all he said was that he didn’t really want to know WHO did it but that he was leaving for the day and that if it wasn’t all gone by the next morning the entire squad was picking up invisible trash from the ENTIRE flight line for the next 2 weeks. 4 days of work gone in 3 hours….that was painful
Anyway, this year I just told my mom I was pregnant and she just looked at me and said “good luck”…..I can never get her /sigh
April 3, 2010 at 4:53 pm #809568Nope, I didn’t pull any pranks–I’m really harmless, crazy but harmless. The most I’d do is put a whoopie cushion under someone. I did hear of pranks way back then of college students putting plastic wrap over the toilet seats, short sheet beds and stuff like that. I don’t have to pull pranks–anything weird happens I’m blamed for anyway–don’t know why–I’m harmless I tell you–wouldn’t hurt a fly–unless of course that *@#$!?* fly was in my food! Then he has to go, I mean, really, really has to go!!! But I’m harmless 😈 XD
April 4, 2010 at 3:19 am #809569Epic prank, Nirvanacat! What, pray tell, is “invisible trash” tho?
April 4, 2010 at 3:21 am #809570Kyrraven wrote:Epic prank, Nirvanacat! What, pray tell, is “invisible trash” tho?
You have to walk the flight line and bend down repeatedly to pick up trash that isnt there. Flight lines are normally huge and walking a few steps, bending to pick up trash that isnt there, taking a few more steps, repeat the bending process… you can get the picture… its not fun. 😆
April 5, 2010 at 1:01 am #809571My two bosses made me go through a good one a few years ago.
They were having a hard time keeping their store and were thinking of closing. On April’s fool, I went to work and while I was cleaning one of them approched me a showed me the winning lotery ticket, they said not to mention anything to anybody, that they needed to think what they were going to do with the money. I left work and when to the city. I kept on thinking that this couldn’t happen at a better time for them. It was perfect! They would save the store and get their life back in order. I was soooo happy for them!
On my way back I stopped in and talked to my 2nd boss and told him I was happy for them. They let me go thinking it was true. that night one of them called me and told me it was april’s fool. I wanted to kill them! letting me think all day. 😡I got back at them……. 😈
April 6, 2010 at 12:23 am #809572No April Fool’s Pranks for me. I wish the call I’d gotten from my Mother-In-Law was a prank but it wasn’t. Now I have to get ready to go to another funeral.
April 6, 2010 at 5:19 am #809573I’m sorry for your loss, Pegasi.
Cat and Ski, your stories got me laughing. 😆April 6, 2010 at 6:14 am #809574pegasi1978 wrote:No April Fool’s Pranks for me. I wish the call I’d gotten from my Mother-In-Law was a prank but it wasn’t. Now I have to get ready to go to another funeral.
Im so sorry Peg. 🙁
April 6, 2010 at 2:18 pm #809575Thanks guys. It’s the second death in a month for us (first hubby’s grandma March 5, now his uncle April 4, not looking forward to early May at this rate).
April 6, 2010 at 4:49 pm #809576So sorry for your loss, Peg. 🙁
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