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[frozendragon]

tfsculptures wrote:

ha ha! that was me a couple hours ago when i got home! i stepped in a fresh one one of my doggies left for me!! i cleaned it up off the floor, but not off my boot yet, so that must be what you smell! lol! you gotta break out the old toothbrush ( the special poop-in-the-boot-toothbrush only, not my toothbrush) to scrub it out of the boot treads- nasty job- so i’m procrastinating on that naturally! sorry folks! 😯 😆

OMG…reminds me of one time I went with my sister to take her dogs to the vet….HUGE dogs….a Rottweiler and an Akita….

well the Rott took a poop in the yard before we left….but for some reason she doesn’t stop to poop….she just keeps walking and pooping….

well we thought she was done…got in the car and went to the vet…we’re walking into the vet and I step down onto something soft…I look down and no she wasn’t done at the house….she pooped more on the way into the vet….

and I’m not talking little poop either…..and in was all over my shoe….smooshed into the mat and the door and made a trail….so the people at the vet give me a straw and paper towels to clean my shoe…then go out the back so they can go around the front to hose off the door, sidewalk and mat….

and made all the other people coming in….go to the back….

worst part is…..later I kept smelling poop….she’d apparently wiped herself on my pants…and the backseat of the car…..

now that was a POOP….story

😈

[Starbreeze]

😯 😆 😆

[WindstoneCollector]

Ewwwww 😛
Now that is a POOP story!!! 😆

Megani, do you love this forum because we are funny or because of the poop? 😉 😆
I just love the fact that 99% of us have a sense of humor!! 😀

[Tiffany]

OMG!!!!!!! lol! 😆 😆 😆 😯 ow, pain in my side! ow help! lol! that awful! hee hee! awesome! dear god! wow!
see, my pappies don’t mean to have accidents- the have long hair on their back legs called culottes that sometimes the poop gets tangled in ( i use pee pads in a homemade potty-pen, though they do go outside too), then that weighty sensation in their hair scares them, so they run, then it falls off somewhere surprising. always interesting around here! i thought for sure tonight i stepped on a crinkly toy, as i heard this weird crinkle/squish sound, then i realized what happened! snappin’ fresh poo! 😯

[frozendragon]

tfsculptures wrote:

OMG!!!!!!! lol! 😆 😆 😆 😯 ow, pain in my side! ow help! lol! that awful! hee hee! awesome! dear god! wow!
see, my pappies don’t mean to have accidents- the have long hair on their back legs called culottes that sometimes the poop gets tangled in ( i use pee pads in a homemade potty-pen, though they do go outside too), then that weighty sensation in their hair scares them, so they run, then it falls off somewhere surprising. always interesting around here! i thought for sure tonight i stepped on a crinkly toy, as i heard this weird crinkle/squish sound, then i realized what happened! snappin’ fresh poo! 😯

yuck….our pomeranian has a problem with poop sticking in her hair….we just shave her butt…

[WindstoneCollector]

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Did you teach her to walk backwards too Frozen? 😉
Maybe I should shave my cat’s butt…He leaves surprises behind once in a while. 😯

[frozendragon]

WindstoneCollector wrote:

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Did you teach her to walk backwards too Frozen? 😉
Maybe I should shave my cat’s butt…He leaves surprises behind once in a while. 😯

no….she’s actually very modest….so if you come in a room….she sits down….so you can’t see her but….I don’t shave her bald…just short so poo doesn’t stick to her butt….

[WindstoneCollector]

Nah, I think I’d have to shave his bald…My cat is all for extra attention, and it doesn’t matter what kind. 😉 😆 But, he does go ballistic when he hears electric hair trimmers. 😯

[drag0nfeathers]

Oh man! That’s bad, but I bet I can top that! I have 3 dogs and 6 cats so it’s ALWAYS a pee, poop, or puke fiasco in my house 24-7!!! I hate it because I’m one of those *very clean & neat obsessed* people. Like I’ll start to hyperventelate without my Lysol, Febreeze, & Plug Ins!

So about 2 weeks ago, the light blew out the hallway that leads to my bedroom, but the light it a HUGE pain in the butt to change so I had been being lazy and leaving it off. So I wake up and immediately step *BAREFOOT* in some nice hot cat puke! ACK! That hot, not digested cat food kind! So I go to the bathroom, and angerly wash my foot in the sink! I went to go get a sponge and papertowels to clean the cat’s lovely mess.

With that done, I put on some fresh clean socks and went to put the sponge back in the sink and stepped in dog pee from my sister’s WONDERFUL Pomeranian who I HATE! Evertime my sister locks her out of the bedroom at night she “revenge pees” all over the house to get back at her. So I threw my now soaked sock into the laundry basket and wash my foot AGAIN!

So I clean the pee and am stomping around the house muttering something about how I’ll never have another animal as long as I live (yea right) Then the finalie! Nice hot poop in between my toes from my sister’s OTHER dog! He came in the house and it was still stuck on his bum and must have fallen off. Yea…that warrented a good long shower! I laugh about it now, but I was SO MAD! 👿

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[Megan]

WindstoneCollector wrote:

Ewwwww 😛
Now that is a POOP story!!! 😆

Megani, do you love this forum because we are funny or because of the poop? 😉 😆
I just love the fact that 99% of us have a sense of humor!! 😀

I love this forum because you guys are all funny and wonderful and nice and talk about dragons and squirrels and poop and bug porn and… yeah. I just love it all! 😆

I guess I just feel right at home. 😉

And drag0n… oh mah gosh. That is indeed as bad as it gets! 😆

[drag0nfeathers]

LOL! Yea, this forum is pretty great like that! hahaha, I remember when I was in the shower I had to keep rubbing my eye cause I was getting that anger twitch! 😆

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[Mimi]

drag0nfeathers wrote:

Oh man! That’s bad, but I bet I can top that! I have 3 dogs and 6 cats so it’s ALWAYS a pee, poop, or puke fiasco in my house 24-7!!! I hate it because I’m one of those *very clean & neat obsessed* people. Like I’ll start to hyperventelate without my Lysol, Febreeze, & Plug Ins!

So about 2 weeks ago, the light blew out the hallway that leads to my bedroom, but the light it a HUGE pain in the butt to change so I had been being lazy and leaving it off. So I wake up and immediately step *BAREFOOT* in some nice hot cat puke! ACK! That hot, not digested cat food kind! So I go to the bathroom, and angerly wash my foot in the sink! I went to go get a sponge and papertowels to clean the cat’s lovely mess.

With that done, I put on some fresh clean socks and went to put the sponge back in the sink and stepped in dog pee from my sister’s WONDERFUL Pomeranian who I HATE! Evertime my sister locks her out of the bedroom at night she “revenge pees” all over the house to get back at her. So I threw my now soaked sock into the laundry basket and wash my foot AGAIN!

So I clean the pee and am stomping around the house muttering something about how I’ll never have another animal as long as I live (yea right) Then the finalie! Nice hot poop in between my toes from my sister’s OTHER dog! He came in the house and it was still stuck on his bum and must have fallen off. Yea…that warrented a good long shower! I laugh about it now, but I was SO MAD! 👿
😯 😆 😆 😆

[drag0nfeathers]

Okay, I JUST logged out, but had to come back *talk about irony* I just went to get my comforter out of the dryer nextdoor (the 3 apartments we live in all share one) and I think a bird or a bat or something pooped in my hair 😡

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[frozendragon]

I hate the poop in the hair…..when I was in middle school the phone got cut off….so I had to go to the pay phone….and it was under a sign for the shopping center…a ton of pigeons made a nest in the sign….of course I didn’t know it…and I was using the phone when I felt something hit my head….

then something else hit my head….and then something hit my head and my back….

all the pigeons started to poop at the same time….

and I had just had a shower….I was soooooooo mad

[Mimi]

Eeeewwwww! You guys have all the luck… 😆 😆 😆

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