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  • #553040
    Anonymous

      Sweet.. food is easier than computers and cars.

      #553041
      Starbreeze
      Participant

        hmmm….I guess that old expression “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” works for women too 😯

        #553042
        Anonymous

          A knife through the heart seems to work well for some women.

          😈
          Oh yeah.. I just woke up .. how can you tell

          #553043
          Starbreeze
          Participant

            A knife through your heart or the woman’s? 😕

            #553044
            Anonymous

              Through the guy’s heart. 😆

              #553045

              there will be no ripping out of anyone’s heart on this forum. it’s bloody and needlessly violent.

              i strongly suggest just flinging conversation hearts, or other similar objects, at each other. its entertaining both in the now and teh future. especially when they land under the bed and are not found for months or years later. 😀

              #553046
              Anonymous

                Or until the mice start chewing on them.

                #553047
                Skigod377
                Participant

                  Hmmm… those nachos look good. Some sugar and spice makes everything nice. 😉

                  #553048
                  Anonymous

                    See now that I’ve been up for 15 hours my evil posting tendancy is all burnt out and all I wanna do is cuddle up in bed. Watch my next post when I wake up in … *looks* … 1 hour and 15 minutes .. cause I gotta up this store today .. will be bitter and vile 😀

                    But it’ll still be funny.. in some dark perverted way.

                    #553049
                    Anonymous

                      So I close my eyes for 40 minutes, and it snows half an inch. The roads were dry last night..

                      👿 .. and it’s cold again

                      Oh boy am I in a bad mood now.

                      #553050

                      Cheer up. At least you will have sugar and spice. hehe

                      #553051

                      Snapdragon wrote:

                      Oh boy am I in a bad mood now.

                      just go back to bed and it will all be fine later…

                      #553052

                      starbreeze wrote:

                      hmmm….I guess that old expression “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” works for women too 😯

                      The quickest way to a persons heart is directly through the sternum;…….Rib spreader please.
                      (It’s getting late;..my darkness increases)

                      #553053
                      NirvanaCat13
                      Participant

                        Art Slinger wrote:

                        The quickest way to a persons heart is directly through the sternum;…….Rib spreader please.
                        (It’s getting late;..my darkness increases)

                        Knife between 3rd and 4th rib……

                        #553054

                        😯 Note to self, NEVER piss Cat off. 😆 😆
                        Awww Snap, you poor thing…You need a vacation!! 😀

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