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  • #553040
    Anonymous

      Sweet.. food is easier than computers and cars.

      #553041

      hmmm….I guess that old expression “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” works for women too 😯

      #553042
      Anonymous

        A knife through the heart seems to work well for some women.

        😈
        Oh yeah.. I just woke up .. how can you tell

        #553043

        A knife through your heart or the woman’s? 😕

        #553044
        Anonymous

          Through the guy’s heart. 😆

          #553045

          there will be no ripping out of anyone’s heart on this forum. it’s bloody and needlessly violent.

          i strongly suggest just flinging conversation hearts, or other similar objects, at each other. its entertaining both in the now and teh future. especially when they land under the bed and are not found for months or years later. 😀

          #553046
          Anonymous

            Or until the mice start chewing on them.

            #553047
            Skigod377
            Participant

              Hmmm… those nachos look good. Some sugar and spice makes everything nice. 😉

              #553048
              Anonymous

                See now that I’ve been up for 15 hours my evil posting tendancy is all burnt out and all I wanna do is cuddle up in bed. Watch my next post when I wake up in … *looks* … 1 hour and 15 minutes .. cause I gotta up this store today .. will be bitter and vile 😀

                But it’ll still be funny.. in some dark perverted way.

                #553049
                Anonymous

                  So I close my eyes for 40 minutes, and it snows half an inch. The roads were dry last night..

                  👿 .. and it’s cold again

                  Oh boy am I in a bad mood now.

                  #553050

                  Cheer up. At least you will have sugar and spice. hehe

                  #553051

                  Snapdragon wrote:

                  Oh boy am I in a bad mood now.

                  just go back to bed and it will all be fine later…

                  #553052

                  starbreeze wrote:

                  hmmm….I guess that old expression “the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” works for women too 😯

                  The quickest way to a persons heart is directly through the sternum;…….Rib spreader please.
                  (It’s getting late;..my darkness increases)

                  #553053
                  NirvanaCat13
                  Participant

                    Art Slinger wrote:

                    The quickest way to a persons heart is directly through the sternum;…….Rib spreader please.
                    (It’s getting late;..my darkness increases)

                    Knife between 3rd and 4th rib……

                    #553054

                    😯 Note to self, NEVER piss Cat off. 😆 😆
                    Awww Snap, you poor thing…You need a vacation!! 😀

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