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    So I was searching the word “gryphon” like I do every so often and came up with this auction:

    http://cgi.ebay.ca/4-Supreme-Creatures-DRAGON-XYPHER-GRYPHON-UNICORN_W0QQitemZ120077767786QQihZ002QQcategoryZ102514QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    ” This ring holds 4 INCREDIBLY POWER CREATURES!!! You will receive the powers of a:

    BLUE DRAGON

    XYPHER

    GRYPHON

    UNICORN “

    And the graphics that went with it were even better! LOL Apparently a “xypher” is a flaming horse?

    ” A Xypher is an breathtaking creature that resembles a horse. It lives beneath the earth’s soil within the core of the earth. It’s hooves plough through the earth from underground and it bursts through the earth’s soil to the surface. It gallops full speed, the earth’s core fire flaming behind it.

    It is a creature driven and embodied completely by the earth’s power. The Xypher is pure magic from its mane to its hooves and is a majestic presence that brings an air of intimidation. “

    I can’t wait to control these awesome creatures! ROFL

    The unicorn alone is “11,000 years” old, that HAS to be good! XD

    My favourite part was the graphic at the bottom that said “You are but a soul carrying around a corpse” Wonderful! LOL 😆

    #489437

    #532840
    Skigod377
    Participant

      I hate auctions like this… 😕

      #532841
      lamortefille
      Participant

        They’ve got a good gimmick – it’s only a sterling ring and it’s already up over $200. They have another sterling one that is “holding 20 immortals” and it’s going for $1,325. It’s funny and sad at the same time. I guess whatever gets people through their day…I couldn’t rip people off like that, though.

        #532842

        What you don’t want 20 immortals?

        #532843
        lamortefille
        Participant

          Nah, too much upkeep! 😉

          #532844
          drag0nfeathers
          Participant

            Are you kidding me? LOL!

            Got a busted Windstone?
            drag0nfeathersdesign@gmail.com
            *OPEN for repairs*

            *SEEKING GRAILS*
            Arc-en-ciel Emperor
            Siphlophis Male Dragon
            Calypso Hatching Empress
            Ivory Moss Sitting Baby Kirin
            Tattoo Mother Kirin
            Emerald Tabby Male Griffin
            Tie Dye + Orion Hatching Royalty
            Indigo Rockfish + Flame Tabby Little Rock Dragons
            Dragon Quail + Obsidian Frost Old Warriors
            Betta Sun Dragon + Male Dragon
            Dreamscape, Orion, Poison Dart, Fireberry, Spangler + Tigerberry Dragons

            #532845

            Hahaha! That’s so funny! They can’t spell and the cutting and pasting in those pictures is really poor. But it’s a funny read. Some people are so stupid…

            #532846
            Andrea
            Participant

              I’m surprised Ebay allows it. The rest of her auctions scream hoax and shiester.
              It’d be like selling love potion. Hmmm. I have to go. Where did I put that cauldren?

              #532847
              Skigod377
              Participant

                There was a lady a while back selling fairy dust… and people were buying!!

                #532848

                Funny how these new agey crackpots are always blessing people… Blessing them with what power, I wonder?

                #532849
                Anonymous

                  They make the powder from their previous “clients” who asked too many questions.

                  #532850

                  😆 😆 😆 Good comeback.

                  #532851
                  Anonymous

                    “I didn’t win the lottery like you claimed I would”

                    “Oh, well, come on here to the back and we’ll get a refund for you…… .. ….. . *click* *WWHHIRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRIND*”

                    #532852

                    Thanks, Snap. I have a vivid imagination and this will really help me sleep well tonight… 😆

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