Has Anybody Noticed…..

[dark_zorse]

Jasmine wrote:

But we don’t know what’s in your collection. It might be worth sending in decoys. 😆 I have a couple of cousins I don’t really like…

Oh, I have some interesting little gems. Most of which won’t be pried from my cold, dead claws.

I need to find one of those signs that read “Forget the Dog. Beware of Owner”.

-Zorse, badly wanting to visit a shooting range, now.

[Lupin]

dark_zorse wrote:

I need to find one of those signs that read “Forget the Dog. Beware of Owner”.

I have a Dooe Mat that I use as a window sign “Beware of the Dog…And the Cat’s not too trustworthy either”

[Marji]

Lupin wrote:

dark_zorse wrote:

I need to find one of those signs that read “Forget the Dog. Beware of Owner”.

I have a Dooe Mat that I use as a window sign “Beware of the Dog…And the Cat’s not too trustworthy either”

I need that sign 😆

Course we also have something like this (just change the dogs to three labs and Alf)

[lamortefille]

dark_zorse wrote:

See, no one has offered to steal my collection. Because I have the “redneck warning system”.

2 rounds blanks.
2 rounds rock salt.
2 rounds buckshot.

After that, if said invader isn’t driven off by buckshot, it’s time to get serious.

-Zorse, in a decidedly redneck mood.

My husband said to warn everybody that rock salt hurts! 😆

Our doormat says “GO AWAY”. 😉

[Jasmine]

lamortefille wrote:

My husband said to warn everybody that rock salt hurts! 😆

Our doormat says “GO AWAY”. 😉

I want one of those but I don’t think our condo board would approve. 😆 But definitely in the next house.

[WindstoneCollector]

Yeah rock salt is a pretty good way to deter someone… 😈 😆

[Marji]

lamortefille wrote:

dark_zorse wrote:

See, no one has offered to steal my collection. Because I have the “redneck warning system”.

2 rounds blanks.
2 rounds rock salt.
2 rounds buckshot.

After that, if said invader isn’t driven off by buckshot, it’s time to get serious.

-Zorse, in a decidedly redneck mood.

My husband said to warn everybody that rock salt hurts! 😆

Our doormat says “GO AWAY”. 😉

Hmmm How does he know this?? 😈

[lamortefille]

khat7 wrote:

lamortefille wrote:

dark_zorse wrote:

See, no one has offered to steal my collection. Because I have the “redneck warning system”.

2 rounds blanks.
2 rounds rock salt.
2 rounds buckshot.

After that, if said invader isn’t driven off by buckshot, it’s time to get serious.

-Zorse, in a decidedly redneck mood.

My husband said to warn everybody that rock salt hurts! 😆

Our doormat says “GO AWAY”. 😉

Hmmm How does he know this?? 😈

Personal experience! 😆

[dark_zorse]

lamortefille wrote:

Personal experience! 😆

Exactly why I use it. Works well for scaring off bears too.

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