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  • #692195
    Bob

      I might have a few things around the house I can sell here

      http://dragcave.ath.cx/user/36064

      #692196
      lamortefille
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        The Castle [Dave wrote:

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        Necron99 wrote:

        one time i found a time travel machine that was garanteed to work

        My daughter’s got one she could sell you. $2000.00. It’s a 1990 Chevy Caprice Classic that if you go out in it to your boyfriend’s house for just a couple of hours at 8PM, you come back at 2AM. That’s an extra 4 hours into the future right there.

        😆

        #692197

        Must be a time warp!!! 😆

        #692198
        Lupin
        Participant

          Romeodanny wrote:

          Necron99 wrote:

          anyone want the spirit of a Jewish American Vampire that preforms astral projection ??? well look no further

          http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-MALE-VAMPIRE-Grants-Wishes-Like-Genie_W0QQitemZ150236428822QQihZ005QQcategoryZ88433QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

          ❓ Is he/she selling a vampire? Um, isn’t that slavery? Interesting….. if he looks like the picture than well, at least he’s cute.

          Or is he/she selling a bracelet? Oh, this is truly confusing. Sorry to those that believe in this kind of thing. I just don’t believe in this stuff.

          That was my thought exactly, it says that you will also get a bracelet, it does not say the Vampire is in the bracelet, or even a spirit, but it reads as though they are sending an actual “Living breathing Vampire” and umm I don’t think they can be sold, not necessarily because of Slavery, but umm I think there’s a problem with sending “Dead Bodies” because that could technically be a combination of both “anti-slavery” and mishandling of a Corpse. And would you really want to have to buy another plane ticket or the cargo space to take you Vampire with you? I suppose if he used to be Djinn he’s probably “used” to being owned, but…. I don’t know about that. If I won him and all I got was a bracelet I’d be filing a complaint, but if I won and I got a “Person” I’d probably have to file a complaint there too, I mean one is false advertising and the other is just plain illegal in North America and most of the world, if not all. 😕

          #692199

          hmmmm…..I hadn’t thought about the corpse part. I guess the undead are dead, aren’t they!!! 😆

          #692200
          Lupin
          Participant

            At least that’s part of my understanding!! 😀

            I’m also a bit of a weirdo and geek, I umm actually took a fourth year University course on umm Vampires…So I have actually umm researched them a fair bit.

            #692201
            frozendragon
            Participant

              well I’d want a real one…and not the bracelet….as long as they weren’t rotting and smelly..

              that would annoy me….

              #692202
              Lupin
              Participant

                Well it does say that he’s a young one, so he probably doesn’t smell too bad, at least not yet, and hopefully if he does a little Febreeze or charcoal will take it away. 😀

                #692203
                frozendragon
                Participant

                  Febreeze stinks…and when it gets old it stinks more…

                  unless you spray it every day it has a weird smell…

                  I liked All fabric refresher…it smelled like you just washed everything…and the smell never soured…and it just sort of faded away….you didn’t have to spray it all the time…

                  #692204

                  I prefer Kokout, or Get the Odor Out. Nokout is a bit better but, they both work.

                  No, I still don’t really want a vampire…. My cats are stinky enough.

                  #692205
                  frozendragon
                  Participant

                    Romeodanny wrote:

                    I prefer Kokout, or Get the Odor Out. Kokout is a bit better but, they both work.

                    No, I still don’t really want a vampire…. My cats are stinky enough.

                    never even heard of either of those…

                    #692206
                    Lupin
                    Participant

                      I Love you!!! 😯 😯
                      Someone else who doesn’t believe that Febreeze is “A Good Thing”!!!!
                      “It takes the Allergens out of the air” But what if it’s Febreeze you’re allergic to? And umm Febreeze Does use perfumes, so what if it’s that you’re allergic to? See my Problem, and it smells like stale basement air!! Yet most of the people I know think it’s a miracle cure for everything, and drown their stuff in it, just like how most guys I know who use Axe drown themselves!! EWWW STINKIE!!!

                      #692207
                      frozendragon
                      Participant

                        Lupin wrote:

                        I Love you!!! 😯 😯
                        Someone else who doesn’t believe that Febreeze is “A Good Thing”!!!!
                        “It takes the Allergens out of the air” But what if it’s Febreeze you’re allergic to? And umm Febreeze Does use perfumes, so what if it’s that you’re allergic to? See my Problem, and it smells like stale basement air!! Yet most of the people I know think it’s a miracle cure for everything, and drown their stuff in it, just like how most guys I know who use Axe drown themselves!! EWWW STINKIE!!!

                        Right….and ugh that Axe stuff is nasty…TAKE A BATH….

                        what I hate are those women…that think a whole bottle of perfume is a cover for not bathing…(there are plenty of them around here)

                        Febreeze really does smell stale and icky to me…

                        #692208

                        frozendragon wrote:

                        Romeodanny wrote:

                        I prefer Kokout, or Get the Odor Out. Kokout is a bit better but, they both work.

                        No, I still don’t really want a vampire…. My cats are stinky enough.

                        never even heard of either of those…

                        Well, spelling isn’t my thing today. It’s Nokout. Believe me, they are industrial strength odor neutralisers. They are both used for pet smells. (Also for other smells but, they are marketed for dog groomers, vets, and the like.) As a former dog groomer I swear by Nokout. http://www.nokout.ca/

                        Oh, someone spilled fabreeze on my checkout counter. Oh did that ever STINK! I couldn’t get rid of the smell. And the counter stayed wet even after wiping up the liquid for about an hour after the spill. It was awfull!

                        I hate fabreeze. And so many pets are allergic to it.

                        #692209
                        Lupin
                        Participant

                          I think the one I’ve smelled the women doing that with the most(read most commonly) is one called “Ginger” that’s all I know about it, but the Axe problem is far more frequent, and the guys who don’t bathe and put it on just end up highlighting their own stench more. Axe is the one that made my Allergy’s which had been minor, and beyond manageable, actually other than Vanilla Perfumes I hadn’t ever reacted to anything, turn into a nightmare. Ever get Pneumonia from getting on a bus, and having no other mitigating factors besides perfume.

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