Okay, I got two,
The first is when I was 13, I was running through the sprinkler, got all covered in grass and decide to jump in my lil brother’s kiddie pool to wash of. I tripped on a RUBBER DUCK, slid and broke 3 bones in my foot, it swelled up like in the alien movies and I was screaming, the Ta-Da! ambulance.
The second was last year, and this is embarassing. I live in an apt. complex, and my building is up a hill, there are stairs, but I was in a hurry. I was carrying my laundry basket up the hill, and i slid and landed belly first on the edge of the basket, needless to say, I pulled a muscle in my UTERUS of all things!! hurt like hell for about a month!! Now my fiancee teases me that only I can fall up a hill!!