So I was reading everyone else replies and thought to myself “Self, you really shouldn’t post what you’re thinking of posting….at least not without some sort of sympathy attached…” So it took me a while to stop laughing and be sentimental.
So ya, I’m REALLY sorry you had to go through all that, I’m sure it was a total freak show out there. I’m glad it was just a scare as well and hope you don’t have to go through anything like that again!
Now my first thoughts: ZOMFG I was laughing SO hard when I read all that. You seem like a down to earth gal, so I could picture you sitting there like “ZOMG WTF, I’m gonna kick someone’s butt for all this hassle!” Buy ya, I figured that would come off as totally insensitive so had to wait to post.
Lots of love! and I’m glad you’re all right! (At least you’ll be popular at work!)