Barrdwing wrote:
Adraenyse wrote:
Ooh, where can I get some of these testable college students?
That’s easy! Just put an ad in the college newspaper: “Volunteers needed for study. Free pizza, all you can eat. Report to at .” That’s all you need to write, and I guarantee you will be swarmed with volunteers, many of whom won’t even care what the study entails, so long as you were serious about the pizza. 😉
Cartman: Say that we’ll have punch and pie.
Gregory: We’re not going to have punch and pie.
Cartman: MORE PEOPLE’LL COME IF THEY THINK WE HAVE PUNCH AND PIE!