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Um… yeah! Same thing for that Youtube how-to-cut-the-milk-bag video that came out. Oh, but that’s only Ontarians who are weird…
Oh, they forgot to mention the Twonie…
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http://www.sarahjestin.com/feedbacklists.htmLOVE it!!
and yep 14 for me too, I love Mr.Dress-Up, Ernie was the best!
Because a Chesterfield IS a Couch!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVgMy brother and his family went to California and tried to buy Cheez Whiz and totally confused the people at the grocery store when they asked for cheese in a jar XD .
Oh and let us not forget toques!!
And I related to a few of those too:
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy had to say about Canadians:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
You may live in Canada .If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there,
You may live in Canada .If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km — you’re going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction,
You may live in Canada .If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .If you find -2 degrees ‘a little chilly’,
You may live in Canada .If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends,
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http://www.sarahjestin.com/feedbacklists.htmUmm I dont know any highways that are only 80kms, the minimum is 100kms, and yep people pass you all the time.
Parka and shorts-DONE!
and -2f is only like -18 or something, thats normal winter temps, :shrug: .
-2C, maybe? And that’s gorgeous temps… get out the shorts and t-shirts! 8) (but then again, I am the person who goes out and buys a slush at -40….. because they’re good. :yum: )
If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .Yeah, that’s me…… 😳
And I think backroads are 80km/hr…. and there’s some in the parks and BC too… but I can relate, on Hwy 2, going 135 in a 110 zone and getting passed like I’m standing still…. 😮
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