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January 26, 2007 at 5:37 pm #532839
So I was searching the word “gryphon” like I do every so often and came up with this auction:
” This ring holds 4 INCREDIBLY POWER CREATURES!!! You will receive the powers of a:
BLUE DRAGON
XYPHER
GRYPHON
UNICORN “
And the graphics that went with it were even better! LOL Apparently a “xypher” is a flaming horse?
” A Xypher is an breathtaking creature that resembles a horse. It lives beneath the earth’s soil within the core of the earth. It’s hooves plough through the earth from underground and it bursts through the earth’s soil to the surface. It gallops full speed, the earth’s core fire flaming behind it.
It is a creature driven and embodied completely by the earth’s power. The Xypher is pure magic from its mane to its hooves and is a majestic presence that brings an air of intimidation. “
I can’t wait to control these awesome creatures! ROFL
The unicorn alone is “11,000 years” old, that HAS to be good! XD
My favourite part was the graphic at the bottom that said “You are but a soul carrying around a corpse” Wonderful! LOL 😆
January 26, 2007 at 5:37 pm #489437January 26, 2007 at 6:12 pm #532840I hate auctions like this… 😕
January 26, 2007 at 7:00 pm #532841They’ve got a good gimmick – it’s only a sterling ring and it’s already up over $200. They have another sterling one that is “holding 20 immortals” and it’s going for $1,325. It’s funny and sad at the same time. I guess whatever gets people through their day…I couldn’t rip people off like that, though.
January 26, 2007 at 7:02 pm #532842What you don’t want 20 immortals?
January 26, 2007 at 7:18 pm #532843Nah, too much upkeep! 😉
January 26, 2007 at 7:52 pm #532844Are you kidding me? LOL!
Got a busted Windstone?
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*OPEN for repairs**SEEKING GRAILS*
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Dreamscape, Orion, Poison Dart, Fireberry, Spangler + Tigerberry DragonsJanuary 26, 2007 at 9:11 pm #532845Hahaha! That’s so funny! They can’t spell and the cutting and pasting in those pictures is really poor. But it’s a funny read. Some people are so stupid…
January 26, 2007 at 9:19 pm #532846I’m surprised Ebay allows it. The rest of her auctions scream hoax and shiester.
It’d be like selling love potion. Hmmm. I have to go. Where did I put that cauldren?January 26, 2007 at 9:22 pm #532847There was a lady a while back selling fairy dust… and people were buying!!
January 26, 2007 at 9:25 pm #532848Funny how these new agey crackpots are always blessing people… Blessing them with what power, I wonder?
January 26, 2007 at 9:43 pm #532849AnonymousThey make the powder from their previous “clients” who asked too many questions.
January 26, 2007 at 9:44 pm #532850😆 😆 😆 Good comeback.
January 26, 2007 at 9:55 pm #532851Anonymous“I didn’t win the lottery like you claimed I would”
“Oh, well, come on here to the back and we’ll get a refund for you…… .. ….. . *click* *WWHHIRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRIND*”
January 26, 2007 at 10:05 pm #532852Thanks, Snap. I have a vivid imagination and this will really help me sleep well tonight… 😆
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