I Like Raffles

Is it that time yet? As much as I like raffles, I like something else more…

Done in the style of “I Like Big Butts” By Sir Mixalot. I do not apologize for anything, it’s been an idea that’s been messing with me for some time now. I hope the music plays in your heads for WEEKS! Enjoy

Oh my god, look at that butt.
It’s so…
It looks like one of those poad creatures
Who gets those poad creatures?
It’s so round
It’s just so out there!
I mean, it’s just so…cute

I like poad butts and I cannot lie
You other collectors can’t deny
When a poad struts into the store
With a backside you adore
You go broke!

Wanna pull out bucks
‘cause you know the tush is deluxe
Those looks and paint job we’re respecting
We’re hooked and we can’t stop collecting
Oh poadie, I wanna get ya
And take ya picture
Post it for all my homeboys
So their comments make some noise

Oh, rump of gypsum
You make me sweat some
So collect me, collect me
cause you ain’t that average bird thing

I’ve seen them waddlin’
They’ve got me babblin’
That poad is sweet, petite, got it going on like a treat

I’m tired of Flickr streams
Showing me the booties of which I dream
Take the average collector and ask her that
Gotta have much poad back

So Forum, yeah, Forum
Do you collect the poad butts?
Well show em, then show em, cause the poad butts drive us nuts!

Beauty with a marshmallow booty!

I want em round like a Guinea pig
To me you are the bigwig
I just can’t help myself
Actin’ like a hoarder
Cause poad butts gimme a disorder

I wanna take you home
Put you in my curio
Pose you with some cute kitties
Those bitty pebbles I just pity
Make em stellar and huge like Hubble
LL’s in some trouble!
Beggin’ for a trade piece
Makes me a slobbering beast

A word to other fandoms
You can keep them tiny bums
Take those slender unis back!
I’ll keep my collection stacked

Poads got it goin’ on